Rumours of Yew
03-02-2012, 06:09 PM
Peasant 1: "Y'alright mate? You look a little grubbier 'en normal!"
Peasant 2: "Got caught in the wood din't I?"
Peasant 1: "So? Don't crawl around in the dirt? Daft beggar!"
Peasant 2: "Shat up you cant! I were takin' a shortcut 'ere and ran into a fire, them riotahs 'ave set the forest ablaze ain't they?"
Peasant 1: "Y'what? Why'd they do that?"
Peasant 2: "Don' ask me you nutter, why you'd burn the best place f'food when you's moanin' about being hungry is beyon' me."
Peasant 1: "Farkin' communists!"
Peasant 2: "What?"
Peasant 1: "Dunno, just sounded 'propriate."
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Peasant 2: "Got caught in the wood din't I?"
Peasant 1: "So? Don't crawl around in the dirt? Daft beggar!"
Peasant 2: "Shat up you cant! I were takin' a shortcut 'ere and ran into a fire, them riotahs 'ave set the forest ablaze ain't they?"
Peasant 1: "Y'what? Why'd they do that?"
Peasant 2: "Don' ask me you nutter, why you'd burn the best place f'food when you's moanin' about being hungry is beyon' me."
Peasant 1: "Farkin' communists!"
Peasant 2: "What?"
Peasant 1: "Dunno, just sounded 'propriate."
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2102/firevn.png