Longshot's Ledger

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshot Ledger
23rd July Summer


Today did quite alot of thing's, first of all I ended up having to kit some trainee out with some maces and bow, then he was moaning so I got him to get me some bandages, Tonight we've also got the Archery contest for the olympic's which will be rather amusing seeing as vesperian's and Covians can't shoot for there lives.
Also had to take the trainee with me and Atheratii as we went daemon hutning in Spiritually, always good for the new trainee's to get a dose of hard hitting monster of the abyss, we ended up being chased by a golden blood element and falling over abit, not exciting as such but we took down a Balron and a Sccubus with a couple of other daemons.
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Also been training my hounds more recently, getting to be quite the team though they still need pratice, also Broke up with Swayne yesterday I had a couple of dath threats and she wants to kill me or something, ah well she can go to hell, Ah the Olpmpic's where tonight I managed to beat a noble of Trinsic, amusing and also took us the Silver ribbon and lost gold by a mere fourty points, stupid Skaran anyhow the Militia is top of the olympic's currently one gold and two silvers!

Also went to the Polearms tonight, place is rather indecent Tanya went upstairs and had a go, at everyone so I just left and headed back to the keep to late find myself back there aiding the Advocate in escorting some woman to the cell's.

Another normal day in Stonekeep.

*Signed*
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
24th July Summer



Well today's been rather pleasant had, a run in with my hounds stupid things kept attacking each other so had to take them hunting to get some food as always Rouku my alpha of the pack, seems to lead them all well on hunts we took down a couple of Ork's and also, Ogre's.. there becoming a decent pack finally which is looking good for myself and them, today I went to that stupid Vesperian wrestling thing to take part, to find out they' scribbled my name out and then claimed I'd never entered what a mockery! Cheating Swine
I can't wait till the cease fires over rebel's shouldn't be able to roam free, though what rebels?
Anyhow none of the Militia secured a place in the final's even the Captain son got beaten by some woman .
Some Britannian guardswoman, who secured a ribbon in the final's who cared anyway us Yewish have two silver and one gold ribbon, currently putting us first in the Olympics.
Once we headed back later, the Captain had us all lined up and took us to Compassion, but while at the Yew gate we saw Madsen's mother or maybe Margera seeing his hair loss was matching that of this woman or thing.
Ended up going that stupid pass place where everything always goes wrong, took my hounds with me and to start with they were doing well till, we actually entered the fortress just a couple fell inside and we took down lots of the foul creatures in there liches, Poison and blood things and lots of other undead and spiders.
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Though never lasts got to the other side, shot some stupid lich from a window so it hurled fireballs at us, darn thing singed my cloak so, we put it out of its misery would have done that anyhow stupid wycth, curled around back to where'd we'd come from and all went to chaos dropping left right and center, hounds all got injured and well had to get Tanya who was hiding outside somewhere, to help us all up, after escaping the golden blood thing and luring it away some stupid elf came and called hassle, got are stuff fought are way out looted up what we could and headed out on the captains order's. Got back to Yew safely, with over twenty thousand pieces or so of gold no idea what happened to it, but who cares?

We ended up also going to Atlantic to go recruit for the Guardsmen Militia went alright, apart from the mass amount of taint's at Britain bank, remember when Britain used to be like that, darn foreign lands!
Me and Atheratii went for a nice drink of the Dukes Special Reserve, lovely discussed about getting her a new pack of some of my other hounds, before she had to head off to something important, and myself and Tripps went Dragon hunting after that went to the element caves to take down a couple managed to retrieve a bit of barbed leather for the Marksmen keep are gloves primed, best call it a day anyhow .

*Signed*
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
25th July Summer


Well was patrolling the road with my hounds again, and the eastern road is teeming with ogre's and trolls, even some of are infamous headless trainee's from time to time well the hounds all had a crack at the ones I could see on the road, very effective against the creatures and taking them down quickly.
Becoming very formidable, I suggested a patrol for are new trainee's but the Captain has other plan for them, all darn Sieger recruits shame, so we'll patrol it later I guess .

Ended up having to go to Minoc for a practice run for the Olympics, we went from Mount Kendall to the Swagger's three times which was quite tiring then had to walk all the way back after registering to the start line at Mount Kendall, and then race back to Vesper Hope the new trainee came first, then Walker and then Navaska, amusing one of are fattest guardsmen is also the fastest, claimed bronze, silver and gold for Yew anyhow putting us far ahead of the other nations.
Later that evening we had to fight the Olympic Dragon this fierce, no one managed to take it down alone it was very fast, though when we had to fight it in pairs myself and Atheratii trained Dragon slayer’s took the beast down, patting ourselves on the back’s
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was much stronger than most pairs seem to beat it, but… then that idiot bear man who must have flee’s and rabies summoned some strange beetle me, and Atheratii had a go at it but its speed and power was to much for are armour, the Captain and Corporal Tripps took the thing down the Britannian and the Skaran failed, at the end of it the Vesperian awarded us a check of ten thousand gold probably stolen, anyhow taken it Majority of it going to us Yewish, silly Vesperians giving there campaign money away to the enemy, complete idiots! Well we got back to the keep to teach the trainee’s about healing and teamwork at the Captains order’s, anyhow Captain took them off somewhere and then Tanya made us do some Yoga? Completely ludicrous! Miss Noble taught them about cooking, and something, I taught them fort building which noble criticized, ah well perhaps she’s right after all she’s an ex-Marksmen Corporal, anyhow.
One trainee went off to bed other’s came to guard for awhile before going as well myself, Darling, Noble and Atheratii went to Deepwood to shoot at the archery Butte’s was still shooting rather well, scoring over three hundred with five shots, if only I’d done that against the Skaran on Thursday.
After awhile returned to the keep and sent Atheratii to pick up my remaining hound pups so she could retrain her pack with them, and soon after called it a night.
Tomorrow I plan on some recruitment.

*Signed*
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
26th July Summer


Saturday was a good day, started out rather simple in the morning, got up and went off to place banner's all over sosoria, all the Moongates and banks in Trammel, Ishenlar, Malas, and the Yellow skin gates. After this I received an invitation to a patrol in Valour, which some idiot told me West being a fairly large area I ran into, lots of giant rats some golden ones and puddles of slime and then, some of those huge Dragons! Well I retreated North and then back to the bridge, it seems I was supposed to be going South west, wish people would learn to use a compass and description instead of "mountain west", seeing the patrol left, and I went to kill a Dragon before returning to the keep, gave clarence some gold from the Dragon, after half hour after some lunch and a good claret, myself and Noble went to Valour where she could kill a Dragon in sight of a Marksmen, I called Wilkes along just incase we needed him, she took her time but it went down finally before we turned are sights to a Greater Dragon, which took us awhile but again killing it was satisfying .

We returned to the keep shortly afterwards and then had to do some try out thing for the Olympics team battling on Tuesday, to see who would be the most eligible, first time myself, Shunji and Bladius managed to win with easy, next round myself and Shunji got dropped my armour is more for skirmishing than close combat or ranged at that, team’s altered quite a bit I seemed to go down a lot faster, well we sorted it all out looking at Shunji, Bladius, and perhaps Walker or Fraser.. Shame.
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Also did some under pressure fort building with twenty minutes to set up a fort, where both times we flawlessly took down the other team, except for Hope we made a archery bunker that served us well and resulted in a rather quick fight against the other team, Atheratii went down before she could even fire, archery bunker was effective .
Seems Lily the Captain’s daughter likes my hounds unlike her mother, oh well she was fussing them in the keep earlier as we went off to the bagball stadium, the pitch is tiny, Margera been an idiot again and Wilkes mimed something to him stupid old bald git.

Ended up walking to the moongate and waiting with Corporal Tenne while they did the Olympic horse race, First in was Radek, then Noble and then that new trainee who started today, think he’s a watcher recruit as he seems to hide a lot, well there was this scavenger hunt not my kind of thing so I went and trained my hounds on Vespers graveyard creatures before, returning to the keep, I came across Annwyn and went to see that baby Ostard, it was quite cute actually still an ugly beast though unlike my hounds, which reminds me shot a forest one by accident so best not tell anyone, after chatting to Annwyn a bit and she stroking Rouku, we went and played this bizarre game In the keep was like Radek says, madness.
Late on we found Oldar trapped in a crate cage, keeps the primitive beasts at bay, though my mentor’s isen’t primitive.
Also had a run in with Swayne, poisoned my drink the swine and cornered me in the forest the girls got issues I swear, I’ll have to sort her out though injuring my hounds and drugging me is just well out of order, wretch.. had to travel to Britain to get the things healed by the vet before an army of animal’s invaded Britain bank my hounds got excited and killed everything…Had a word with Sean tonight about the Marksmen he seems to show some interest .
Ah well another day goes by not much has changed.

*Signed*
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
27th July Summer


Well today been pretty strange, started out this morning by the regular training of my hound’s, on some bears and wolves which seem to have grown in number, still feeling a bit weary from what happened, Holly poisoned me the wretch, then later went about placing some banner’s around and about moongates and then later on the Captain sent me a pigeon for me to meet him and Wilkes for some training, ended up going to some stupid underground Yeller place I suggested, darn Yeller’s in hordes we also presume Shunji is from here, well I do anyway Yellow skins lived in caves originally it seems.

Also, got a couple of these strange badges and this weird key that seemed to shimmer, and slowly rust, very strange I’d say the yellow skins are wycthes as well, extremely strange people.
Also today, we did the last man standing earlier, ended up being an Iron arms versus the only Marksmen which was myself hardly fair, then we had to go do some training event encase of Stonekeep being attacked as after these Olympics were back at war with Vesper and Cove kind of Ironic isn’t it, well drink with a man and kill him the next day oh well that’s life in this world .
We had an attack and defend scenario,
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which was quite fun we build a small compound to start with and I got to work on an archery bunker, which the rest started to help with covering the walls and making them thick then we also had, the old walls we started to build and later on when the other team attacked I set down, some crates to block passage so they’d have to navigate through the base while us archer’s took them down quite successful we won both round’s, with very few losses.
Also got this annoying Olympics thing today, was a gauntlet, again Yew took a medal which really wouldn’t have mattered if we didn’t other nation’s are so far behind its amusing. I managed to beat Walker and Wilkes, but then that wycth of a mage had me stranded! Swine! Should have burn that pathetic excuse of a Baron! Self proclaimed Lord! Traitor we’ll get him once the Olympics over.

Also lead a patrol earlier today into the Jungle of Humility, was a right messy fight multiple monster’s coming from every direction slime, wolves, hell wolves, rats, wycth rats and also some of the golden varieties of the beasts! Disgusting vermin reminded me of Coves street and its people! Filthy rebels! Anyhow we gracefully, massacred the fleeting number’s only having a problem once when a strange meteor crater puffed out a number of Efreets and corrupt elements of fire, took all of them down and recovered, lost the Majority of the gold from this but still was fun, apart from the blood and slime over my uniform, I’ll get someone to clean it later.
Also did some feather hunting after the Olympics with Cordelia and Atheratii, was quite fun we hunted the harpies at Coveteous and then returned to the keep for the meeting that went smoothly, I’d say!

Then Atheratii took us on some hunt to, Valour where we slayed two of them Greater Dragons a Golden Wyvern filthy creature! And also some titan and golden Cyclops!
Also Swayne tried to kiss Shunji tonight in an attempt to make me jealous not sure if it did or not, but it was amusing for him to run off and say “Get off me”, couple of other’s laughed and then I was making some well amusing but harsh comments and got a bollocking by Tenne, hmph! “Shes my friend rubbish and a good watcher”, lets not forget she poisoned me! Very loyal and just.. anyhow calling it a night now.

Probably speak to Holly and sort this nonsense out .
Ah also forgot, dragged some guardsmen to come clean Gotrek's house and my room I have there of course, was quite disgusting some of the dust and things, also some Orks decided to attack it myself and Gotrek taking them down miles off!


*Signed*
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
29th July Summer

Haven’t done to much today been rather lazy to be quite honest, been priming some decent armour with my uncle for tonight hope it holds me in good stead, also myself and Atheratii were fixing are armour together and chatting while I restrung my bow.

Before Wilkes made us do some silly bulldog event quite tedious really, run around in circles get hit get some bruises and cut’s, managed to floor Atheratii someone ripped her shirt off as she went down so as she got back up, saw the fine pair she had, but not my kind of women Amazon’s. Wilkes had us doing some stupid healing exercise while we all tried to knock each other, I just disarmed everyone to well, make trouble which is something I quite frequently do .

Ah time for us to go to Vesper! As usual we turn up in Vesper in large number and some Swagger’s staff went “We surrender?” Hah complete idiot’s didn’t know it was the Olympics how thick can you get .

Battle’s were quite tough I seemed to always be the first target, and went down reasonable quick but landed a good hit enough for the Captain and Wilkes to take him down, and defeat the other two…. Vesper got beaten by Britain then we had to face
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off Britain again I went down quickly, Dart and Wilkes took down the Baron, but after a long hard two on two battle the Captain went down by mistake I’d think, Wilkes tried his best but finally went down. So we got Silver which was not to bad for myself two silver ribbons, captain on the other hand wasn’t happy! But oh well were still top of the Olympics no? and Britain won so not like Vesper claimed a victory, stayed around afterwards and beat some stupid Dwarf and Vesperian up in some duel’s… so was just cause I got well “ Ganked” is the word I think, which meant I went down like a tree being head butted by a Dragon.
Ah well, another day of madness and apparently someone’s been trying to kill the Captain .
Best make a note of that…
Which reminds me Also need to speak with Holly, to be quite honest I do miss her, but she did try to kill me twice.. or something like that.

*Signed*
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
30th July Summer

Well not much today, I’ve been rather busy with some thing’s, mainly ordering furniture for the Marksmen lodge, which was supposed to come weeks ago.
Been to Britain to moan at the carpenter there, he was on about rebel’s and bandits stealing the cargo. Rubbish, he just hadn’t done it I found the order lying behind a half made barrel what an idiot, I demanded he made it for free or I’d shame his work and go to another more reliable carpenter, fool replied and now well it’ll be easier .

Travelled back from Britain later to be whisked off to Vesper for the Olympic Boat race, ended up seeing some strange fellow in leather’s by the docks and made my way through the rebel town to the Swagger’s, was quite amusing Vesper’s citizen’s all dress like complete upper class fool’s stealing gold and such!
Anyhow were still winning the Olympics! and this boat race we have Tripps sailing us which is a good and bad thing he can sail, but also crash us onto desert island, we took the lead at the start racing through Vesper canal’s and under bridges, sadly we came third and received a bronze medal, no doubt Corporal Tripp’s mad sailing!
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Someone also tried to assassinate the captain stupid Dwarf got put on the floor like a rabid dog, with a bolt in its head, then some ill dressed pirate started being a fool so I commented on his hideous dress sense, moron .

Also got dragged off to kill and lure a Greater Dragon, getting boring now I’ve done this so many times In the last week, we killed it anyhow and I took its gems, before Tripps took us into Skitas… I hate this place left my hounds outside, we massacred countless undead, floating blood element’s… liches, Hell hounds and even a golden blood pool before with drawing to the Upper plateau, quite nice up here till I discovered it was a necromancer’s and wycthes study, I explored the place before leaving… and returning to the keep.
Also had a chat with Holly, I was left sort of broken, confused and, lost I need to fix and find myself…

*Signed*
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
31st July Summer


Well I’m actually extremely tired today, haven’t slept well the last few nights, and the weathers gotten worse…
Was standing around in the keep today when some fellow approached me and was asking about some trade proposal that he’d been speaking with Sand’s about, anyhow was chatting to him and discussing things before I had to go off and find a quiet place to have a nap, give the book to Verity later and discuss it with her.. got that strength contest tonight as well, Im going to enter to see if Im in shape or not, well we started after some bickering with Vesperians and Covian’s was some Britian lass that looked like Walshes cousin or something absolutely ugly, hideous, and built like an ogre .
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I managed the first three rounds but on the forth cause I knew I couldn’t go further what else than to make it look like accidental assault the Vesperian Baron .
Anyhow, some Vesperian crushed his bollock’s with the crates and, Walker came second that Britannian lass won, disgusting.

Also had this crate whacking game, where I won a well Stuffy mongbat, Nottinbury blew himself up and so did some stupid dwarf.. good laugh Bravo!

Good news also Nathaniel Hawk has returned and it’s good to have him back!
Gave him the keys and had a chat before went off home…

[James Palmer]

200 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
1st August Mid Summer

Well not much done today, went to Vesper for the Olympics closing ceremony, some stupid dwarf I beat in a duel with an axe was moaning and shouting at us, only because we’d won the Olympics also that stupid Covian sergeant that won a sword engraved A practice sword “I need it” quite the buffoon and idiot. Also got kneed in the crotch by Heath the bloody swine, so I gave him a nice hard kick in the shin.
Anyhow not my fault I , purposely dropped a crate on his foot… Captain Dart took the Olympic sword! From its stone pedestal in the wall. Also had a bit of trouble in the Swaggers with Walker trying to steal from behind the bar and the stupid dwarfern bouncer being a pleb.., that Covian sergeant Gourded Wilkes in the head with a gourd and also the Vesperian bar mistress was quite the working girl it seemed, the Captain made some nice comment about how he knows she spits, she though different… what a whore .
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Also got Dragged off to Ice, to collect arrows that kindly got donated to me, for the Marksmen after slaying countless rats and wyrms of ice with the other strange creatures in that cold dark place, then got dragged off to the Orc valley to collect lots of ingot’s, with Dreapt leading he’s a bit slow but fine Ironarms usually are, look at my mentor’s uncle Oldar not exactly clever and fast.. well anyhow, I discussed the wine with Verity and we decided to ask the Captain before dealing with this fellow in Vesperian territory.....

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
2nd August Mid summer


Saturday and the end of another week not exactly, the best week had a couple of problem’s and some other thing’s best thing I’ve had is my second silver Olympic ribbon, oh well! Not the end of the world, I set off early this morning to Britain where I spent most of the day, I went to the Castle in the evening and ended up chatting with some guard, never met him before he knew me somehow, must have served with my father or he claims that anyway.

Well ended up talking to him for awhile, about something’s and asked if he knew anything about my sister and my mother’s where a bout’s if any news of them had come by.. he didn’t know anything which was what I expected some pike man, Corporal on guard duty, what a help he was, referred me to his Captain anyhow though apparently the
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Captain was bust investigating the Council’s murder, I needed to find out about my sister and mother though, apart from my idiot of a drunkard uncle who can only craft armour, they’re my only family now…wish Laila had stayed in Yew with me now, maybe some searching where they were last seen at the area of my father’s death.

Well this Captain bit my head off, as I went to speak, so when I got a chance I introduced myself and he seemed less, angered than before and ended up asking him the same questions as the gate guard, this Captain was an old gray fossil though I was a transfer! Ha no way am I coming back to be stationed in Britain unless it’s to defend it from an invasion again.
Went to see a couple of old friend’s at the Play house in Yew, a young woman in fact Clemina Jerdun, very good musician from Moonglow, know her for a couple of years now and spent the rest of my evening with her. We went to the Tavern and had a meal before, I went off to the nearest inn for some shut eye, must get back into the Keep early tomorrow!

~Signed~

Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
3rd August Mid Summer



Well its Sunday today, and reports have it the rebels plan to attack Yew again. So most likely be a call to arms tonight to repel the swine’s! Not done to much today, took the hounds for a stroll this morning and Reiska, has fallen ill so having the stable master in Yew look after her for a week, see what he can do for her!

Also been taking some training with an expert parry trainer, been getting me into the drill of using my buckler for close combat, I’ve almost perfected it now, though one of them huge besieger maces will probably destroy my small buckler….Wilkes later today had us play some, games bulldog and Denial of death, I seemed t be the most favoured target in bulldog and ended up helping bring the whole lot of them down!
Then I volunteered for the Denial o Death which I lasted, a very long time in Wilkes had to resort to using his horse… complete cheating son of a Vesperian peasant, well least I shot him off his horse as he got me.
He dismissed up not soon after and I collected my bits and bobs together for tonight’s call to arms again Vesper and Cove, after the last man standing of course no idea why I turn up stupid blockheaded besieger’s always go for me first.. I managed to fake being asleep at one point and avoided one on one combat with Walker, no thank you… am I going to fight him in all that armour! Don’t be stupid, my conditions would be a crossbow or bow duel!

Well I managed to stay up third till last in the, practice round then Wilkes and Vance went for me, so didn’t stand much chance.

Hard being the only Marksmen at the last man standing where’s Verity and Atheratii or Hawk!?
One thing’s I’ve noticed were not as close as other’s division’s, I’ll make a change to that as its something important, we had to march a hell of a way to a bridge outside Compassion dessert the desert of the False virtue, battle here was quite furious but over quickly with the overwhelming loyalist forces on are side, the militia making up the bulk of the army, accompanied by Skaran’s and Britannian guards,
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Cove and Vesper were crushed…Not to mention the Covian Sergeant, fell down and bowed before the Captain! Hah! And then was beaten by Besiegers, before being let go where he scurried off with his tail between his legs!
Was supposed to be going to Trinsic tonight but instead, Swayne came by and I got stuck with her, cow slapped me!... Then made me where a dress to, prove I loved her as a step, then had to take her on some date I avoided that for awhile and served some free drinks at the Kings Deer to everyone, lots of besieger’s? Where’d all the Marksmen go!?
So this date with Holly we went to Serpent’s hold nice quiet town, and so far I’ve got her In my palm with lies and deceit, didn’t tell her about the woman I have been seeing in Trinsic, very classy and beautiful woman, perhaps tell Holly that soon instead of leading her on kind of well, harsh is the word lied to her enough and broke her heart.. and if she ever finds this Journal im dead, so I’ll hide it!
Anyhow I’ll call it a night

~Signed~

Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
4th August Mid Summer


Well today, I can't say I've done much pretty much slept the whole day, and not done much other than visit Reiska at the pen's, she's getting better but the pups and Rouku miss her it seems .

Ended up heading off to Blood Dungeon in Spiritually Ishenlar and helping a large patrol lead by Footman Darling, slay a golden Balron!, once that died another one just spawned from the swirling mist and well we fled... two golden ones is always a bad omen .

Also ran into some golden pesky Imps horrid creatures! and then there was that huge golden blood element I kept my distance so not to stain my uniform!, hard to get out of my hat and cloak.

Kros is a very disturbed man, he was asking a Succubus if it was single.. His mad search for a wife is insane, if a Succubus won't take him who will ?

Anyhow after killing the wicked she demon, were moved further into its lair taking out its feline beasts of flame and encountering another golden one! We engaged it with little success extremely powerful beast!, in the end we abandoned taking it down and lead it off down a dark tunnel where it could linger alone.
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On the way back to the entrance we managed to find the other Golden Balron again what a great day!
Anyhow, darn thing chased me then stopped, so as I warned the other’s some stupid imp just came by, making me look like a complete and total idiot!

Well Darling had us withdraw to the Moongate, all the Besiegers went back into the Dungeon to retrieve the others while we made are way back to the keep, Kros still doesn’t have a wife and if he does I’ll be damned!
Well Darling dismissed us and hopefully he’ll be a Rookie soon so we can get him into the Marksmen, soon . Well to end my day I sat In the tower and had a glass of wine….

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
5th August Mid summer



Well today has been a very long day, many things have happened today, started off my day again by checking on Reiska, and walking her around Yew with the other’s she seems fine now, just needs a couple more days rest and I’ll have her back and ready with the pack .
Besides this daily routine Kros is still on the lookout for a wife this time he went for Swayne, she can’t cook or decorate so.. he’s rather screwed is the common word, myself and Atheratii went off to Justice to do some hunting, the hounds I gave her are looking promising, but still need some training, anyhow Justice I forgot how troublesome a place it was full of devil tree’s and filthy little wycth imps!, Vermin line Mongbats and Headless beings, more pests than a threat dealt with them rather quickly, taking down the cursed devil tree’s as they spoke there foul wycth like language, and soon encountering some gypsies summoning, water elements that attacked us the dirty traitor’s!

Moved down to the headless valley taking on a whole damn forest of Devil tree’s, mongbats and imps was like a firework display I’d seen before bolts going one way, fireballs another lighting from the sky, was artistic to say but as always we strive through excellence and received a well earned and easy victory, we headed to Mistas where we met a few Juka, several lord and foot soldiers with some idiot mounted in Dragon armour! Anyhow we raided that old bar there and found some luxury and well brewed wine, which I so called took for better use in our tower, several bottles of The Dukes special reserve and White valerian and a good year at that!, we found some stupid Juka locked in a pen and just shot at the damn thin till it became tedious and I decided to finish it quickly with a couple o swings with my sword, while Atheratii just shot the thing…
Soon headed back, and found little resistance and some dead elf at the Moongate! Hah stupid pink haired elf!
On arriving back at the keep and marking down are gold gathered Kros though it alright to steal from us Marksmen, Corporal Tripps soon put a stop to that and he disappeared up the road, before we could do anything Oh well.. I’m not fussed we have are gold and gems Kros the poor thieving blighter, chatted with Atheratii for awhile before she went off to walk her hounds.
I also gave Kros some tips on how to get a woman, not that he’ll ever get one least they blind and deft, which would be a shame, he also though by bribing the Captain being his next door neighbour would get him promoted what a complete moron, he’s fewer brain cells than a bird.
Well Tanya handed out those awards tonight some pillock’s and idiot’s voted me as most likely to be demoted? I’ve never done anything wrong, I find that accusation quite insulting! Wilkes won most attractive female the queer idiot, sometimes be bothers me with his idiotic dung trailing horse, should get my hounds to eat it one day would show him.
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Afterward with an hour to spare we ended up going to the Sanctuary where some blasted elves have held refuge when there village was destroyed, by loads monstrous creatures Changeling’s, hate the things they changed into me as it was killed! Then Atheratii made some mocking comment the cow, oh well she’s only joking.
As usual rat’s, titan’s Cyclops and lots of gargoyles and very good amount of gold collected.

I lead my event later which was a circuit training, and then moved on to a combat exercise which the guardsmen couldn’t follow, due to the lack of guardsmen I invited some of Baron Edmund’s men, always a pleasure to have them!
Finished off the training with a last man standing in the citadel roof and well, I have to say it was tedious, Hacke got mowed down by Atheratii and the Britiannian archer, silly cow deserves a bolt in her head for attacking me the other night, oh well.. forgive and forget they say.
Last bit of my evening would be spending some pleasant and long waited time with Cora Fen the lovely clerk of duke Irvyn or so ex-clerk of the traitorous noble.
After chatting with her awhile the other’s made some embarrassing comments knowing Cora she doesn’t suffer fool’s gladly and is rather well, like Lumbard the nosey swine, and a ill mannered fool!
Ah yes some trainee went into to the Valley and I ended up tracking him down to see if he still breathed to my surprise he was, ended up taking him into the Orc mines to investigate the place, not to shabby for a trainee at least for now anyway.

Ah well I’ll call it a night…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[The Task Team]

150 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
6th and part 7th August Mid summer



Well Yesterday was intresting I went in search of these horrif flapping bats and found a whole bunch of trouble, some Covian traitor I executed on the spot, and a bunch of devil tree's and so forth on the way to shame, Yew isen't to safe anymore not that it ever was, Rebel's to the East and West, moaning celts, undead and orc's like a fairy tale!
Anyhow, ended up getting jumped by a whole sawrm of bats in Shame drew my sword and cut them all down while batting at them with that torch! Only problem was I got bat blood all over my new sash, not the best start to the day!
And then had to help this girls father, whod been risen by a necromancer to well die again by pouring a bowl of water over him, while being chased by a small rabble of undead dealt with some of them and moved away, also found an alley which was under heavy guard by some of those strange guards that appear from lightening, must be something down there.
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Ah today is the 7th,been to Ice isle today for some citizen in Moonglow who's wives become a werewolf what a fool, should have killed her instead of letting her travel to that freezing place, well Nottinbury, Crossarms, Lynx and Vandor occupied me by boat to, we tried speaking politely to the Harbour master well Nottinbury tried them just pushed him into the ater when I tried to reason with the fellow, oh well... boat finally came in and we comandeered it! Simply Capital!

Well we arrived after a long rough Journey, where Kros was being a complete idiot as usual, before I die I swear to put a bolt in his skull for the sake of every living being!...
Ah yes when we arrived we travelled up the cost to, well a small cave where we found a whole pack of the werewolves! Pathetic creatures! Absoultly terrible!

Killed the whole pack, before returning to Moonglow and demanding compensation funds for my ripped cloak! Cave me some jeweled dageer, not to impressed with the cutlery!

Ah well, have my event later today. Hope that goes to plan!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
Rest of the 7th August Mid summer

Well carrying on from my werewolf hunting, and helping that woman’s undead father, by pouring some water over him? How’s that going to help really? She must be completely crazed, in any case undead just exploded and bones like embedded themselves in half the other swarming undead after me, quite amusing… well rest of today, met some new trainee who was quite amusing, said I was a legend in Vesper and he was a refugee, probably a spy but anyhow, I enjoyed the sucking up h did, said I was, then we went about saying how stupid all Vesper’s Barons have been and how, poorly run a community it was…, then he started getting annoying asking about Cove, and what we’d do to vesper when we took it, which I replied to with some renown and well deserved comment’s. Got him to work anyhow, had him sheer some sheep and made it clear to him not to kill them least he be run through with a pitchfork on his first day! That would be splendid!
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Or perhaps not my meat shield would be dead… oh well he gathered that wool quickly to find out he didn’t know how to use, a darn loom and spinning wheel!? What doesn’t he know anything, my mother taught me it as a child useful skill, can repair my hat and gloves.. all sorts of leather item’s, even make my own sash and doublet Im that brilliant, yes. Well I got him to make it, after showing him once.. least he learnt that.

Then I went of with my newly acquired bandages, for a stroll after I finished bragging to Joe, about my greatness! All know it they just simply deny it!, Well did that event today as well, where I showed them how to make, some weird looking barricade, could have gone better but, I was rather tired and didn’t seem to have any effort in me half the time, shame should have got to sleep last night.
Well did do a little defend and attack exercise, went alright first round to us second to them when I added Nottinbury to there ranks, oh well.. was getting rather sweaty in there so I decided to dismiss them and head home, Jungle was very humid and well tiring, also all that mud and spores get on my armour and cloak!

Ah one point noted Navaska is an insane, fool some of the things he does are disgusting and wrong, like trying to see if a horse abused ape, was still alive after being kicked to death in disturbing manner… good thing the filthy gorilla was dead, should park its head next to the other trophy in the Marksmen tower Oh oh! Joy!
Ah well Im feeling completely fagged now best call it a day...

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots ledger
8th August Mid Summer

Ah yes Friday coming to the end of another, great week and well I’m starting to enjoy my time here at, the keep shot Kros today by accident, with my crossbow while trying to undo the string ended with, up Wilkes the complete fool and five Besiegers on me Sineal stopped them, which I am grateful for as I’d just fixed my armour, the Kros got a bollocking anyhow… which was amusing, then said how he looked like the odd one out of the division also learnt a Sieger rule… about rank and shields, not exactly interesting to me.
Soon after grabbed three iron arms and three Besieger’s, and headed off to Valour to battle some Covian look-alikes , imps and Mongbats…. Died like Covian’s fought like Covian’s and looked like them, could fool a monkey’s uncle!
We managed to battle are way past the many imps and Mongbats with no trouble really, flying rats and flying wycth rats no problem… just annoying, seemed all of a sudden Dragons those huge ones came out of no where start causing trouble and then let’s not forget, all of a sudden Gargoyles and Harpies just came out of no where we were fine till one of them Dragons showed up and, everything went wrong, are able escape plan broke into chaos and half my unit lost its damn armour,
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after many tries of trying to get it back, though me and Gotrek managed to cut are way through to, the centre where we’d all fell previously, we held at the altar and managed to get Smitt’s gear back who had come later, Ffion and Browen never got there gear, nor Wilkes or Vandor,.. ended up being expensive on my part replacing the high priced suit of Wilkes, why not insure something that valuable the moron, also learnt the great news another little Wilkes is on the way Oh great, Im glad I sold the cottage I was going to have in Deepwood, Have to get that Tavern open there soon though speak to Amarante about running it and, Hacke’s renting that silly little house from me..Ah yes handed Wilkes those bat wing’s for the quota of how, many of the little pests had been exterminated from around Yew. Also Vesperians can’t fight without magic, as we saw with the trainee…. And mocked him, also I learn inbred can’t read so I know Kros now, and that trainee… he also enjoyed me showing him how to sew,… Oh dear.., had to travel on a boat with some craftsman to transport a tonne of resources…., before being dragged off to test a new recruit that passed, and then issued him with a uniform…Cora came by again which made my day, I love that smile its so beautiful. I should take her out to dinner one night, when I can get off duty.
She had to go, after a small chat and so..I went and tracked down Lumbard and Smitt, who were getting beaten up by Liches, amusing saved them both!

Ah that’s all for today…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
9th August Mid summer


Ah yes Saturday another promising day of this week and the last one,
Started the day off by going feather hunting with Ffion, Wilkes, Myself and Lucius and then Tara later on, was good we managed to gather a large amount of feathers gems and gold, majority donated to the Marksmen coffers, as it rightfully should be!
Also carried some Butte’s to the Marksmen roof hard work… and had a practice with them things I seem to beat Noble, only because im a natural born archer, and a had a great teacher, now deceased. Tommy was talking about how stupid the Church were, why they didn’t just kick down there door… sometimes I guess there to much brawn.
Also had a chat with Tara about securing her a new phoenix feather for a new hat.
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Then we got dragged off to a sad excuse of a Market with one small, which was run by a Skaran….Annabel the Captains daughter was obsessed with my hounds, they must be darn radiant! She fed and petted them., wanted one so badly Noble started telling her she could be the hound handler, and tried to annoy the Captain…, later on headed back to the keep to find a load of trainee’s where we ended up watching them run around like headless chickens and things, before doing, some team based healing task, my team coming out the victor of course! There were a Longshot away from beating me Hah!, well we had to do a painful demonstration of left and right wheel, how boring.. then we introduced Artemis as a Marksmen recruit where noble threw her onto me, Ah well she seems a nice girl, perhaps I can train her well, As usual I took the highest score on the buttes!
I went off to Britian to Order these new carpets for the Tower, when I returned had to go tame some of them orc breeded Wolves!, was alright as I managed to train my hounds slightly but some what boring at times…

Well that’s about it, except getting revenge on Kyra harlot, putting her In the mud was most satisfying!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
10th August Mid Summer

Well, I just got back from Britian this eve I had, to go and pay for those expensive, Nujel’m Carpets that arrived last evening, when I arrive back I quickly gathered my gear and prepared for engaging the Rebels on the boarders of Yew! To find Karne had returned, as well what a damn shame,hes one of the only people I can’t tolerate! Hes a complete fool, who tries to make life hard for everyone and has the mental age of a twelve year old… With are army assembled we marched to the boarder of Yew!
Was about twenty of us Gaurdsmen and One Skaran, no real reinforcements from the Capital or, Skara… poor allies sometimes! When we engaged the Vesperian’s we were holding the bridge at first, till we saw a huge swarm of the Vesperian and Cvoian war party pull forward, outnumbering us we took a few shots the Vanguard defence unit lead by Corporal Tripps, my hounds did excellent work on the Vesperian Captain a good morale blow, stupid bear man… and then was that archer who chased me In the wood’s… all in all, we held are end very well I’d say, and claimed a victory at that!
Morale is high and we’ve taken some ground, we barricade the bridge and manned it while I tended to my injured hound’s Only Reiksa and Kelrek were hurt, the others licked there wounds and headed off to hunt In the wood’s, while I prepared for the Marksmen meeting which was well, good we discussed wine, recruits and Yes talk of Cordelia and Radek’s baby arose,.. I feel sorry for that girl.
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Well anyhow, wines topic was more discussed due to the fact a wine Verity was so, like “we have to have it”, turned out to be made by Drow also Cordelia said she’d had bad memory of it, and myself I don’t trust many drow, except maybe Hawk, Te’ani and the D’Gar’s and also that man Kiran that approached me in the keep about the wine, was captured wearing a Vesperian uniform… I had my suspicions from the start about the Swagger’s inn, then once the meeting was finished we headed to he war camp, for a prayer from father Northwode upon are victory today!, the majority of us returned to the keep, where I found a bow and some arrows for Miss D’Gar to learn how to defend herself, I went to watch Gotrek take on two of veterans they finally managed to take him down, after along time! Then later one some strange taint horsemen tried to capture us,…M’lady D’Gar got away, but me Noble and Young just stood there laughing, as they tried to kill us, then challenged us to a duel In the bad land’s, we took one of the idiots down with a barrage of bolts, the other one I shot him off his horse and then… shot his silly steed and disarmed mocking him as he chased me pathetically, before he ran off and I climbed a ladder to point and laugh at the swine oh well!, serves the bugger right!
Shunji seemed to find it funny to constantly beat the man as he tried to flee savage nature of this foreigner, when I finally got back to the keep I managed to start my archery tutoring of Miss D’Gar, with Young spectating as I taught her on the Marksmen towers roof, basic uses of the bow and how to aim one she did pretty well, with a minor wound from her technique but second time she adapted to her mistake and corrected it.
I see her being a promising Archer, though she may be lost to the Waywatchers as it runs in her blood.
Karne snuck onto the roof and tried to cause trouble as usual, we should have shot him done the world a favour, he has the attitude of a Vesperian peasent…. Tit

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
11th August Mid summer

Well I met a new trainee tonight Aeries Harper, someone who hasn’t been taught the uses of a bow, so I had a nice chat with her and explained what was, wrong and issued her with some bolts, arrows, bow and crossbow I then sent Kayne and her off to the Graveyard to practice there archery, it is best to keep your enemies at range than get them close up giving you bruises or broken bones, I headed up to check on them and they were doing very well, as usual Tripps tried to have a joke with me, which I don’t mind but Wilkes, he always takes it the step further to push me over the edge with constant insults, he was moaning about forcing people to be archer’s, I was merely stressing the lessons with the poor commoner that the bow is mightier than the sword, and more useful I do enjoy a good sword fight once in awhile, but an archery contest or a barrage of bolts is much more fun when faced with competition or an enemy, takes real skill to be an archer anyone can swing a sword.
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Wilkes had the idea, that the Ironarms are the “ Real archers” , what an idiot of curse the Marksmen are the real Archers we are trained as deadly sharpshooters and the only reason he is good is because he was once a Marksmen heaven knows how he managed to worm his way into are noble ranks, anyhow I stood up for myself with him as usual and ended up getting a firing squad after me, as he can’t do his own work . Still never managed to get me and I apologised to him. Though other comments that followed weren’t heard, to his poor hearing. He really is a immature man, at the age of 28 making comments like a thirteen year old would say, hah! Carried it on later in the Tavern and then calmed down when I was ignoring him, of course he’s an attention seeker, well Miss D’Gar came in tonight and had a chat with me and Hawk, she’s a talented Young girl and I’d make it a priority for her to learn how to defend herself, I still haven’t learned her name, though It not Appropriate, to nobility we must address them always as higher class, well anyhow, discussed the plan for the arms caravan on Thursday should be good, though I expect some resistance, Margera going soft and starting to wear earrings and got a date from some barmaid, she must be blind or on nightshade I’ve seen what it does to people…
Well Crossarms Ordered me to lead a bunch of guardsmen to shame and kill a poison element so off I went with two Waywatchers, as Kros wandered off the lying scoundrel… well he got another trainee, so I’ll give him some credit for his mental ability, anyhow we skirmished some of the beings in shame earth elements and Scorpions planning to make this task quick, we dodged past pincers and earth crunched fists, myself and Young took down a couple of the swirling wind elements and carried on Shunji’s trail, they won’t touch a Yeller might catch something, not that he has anything except a poison blade…
Finally found are target and dispatched of it quickly, before another appeared and took us all down we finally managed to take it, down but it was rather easy when me and Young teamed together…. Gathered its residue in a bottle and headed off, though as Young shot off into the distance I changed my attention to the many eyes in a dark room, seeming to get nearer damn Dull copper elements ended up fighting a whole… and gathering some ore off them..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[The Task Team]

240 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
12th August Mid Summer

Today is a day of much sorrow and hatred, I don’t feel like writing to much today, what has happened this eve is truly dreadful on a patrol of the Town of Yew, the mill was later found to hold the bodies of a dozen Yewish citizens with some survivors, the majority have been mutilated and killed, child, babies and women the floor was covered in a thick
Red…. Whatever did this was, barely human in there mind I can’t imagine how anything yet anyone could do such a thing? A daggered note was found, with the Signature of the Covian Baron, rebels!? Damn dirty murdering bastards!, we had to carry the bodies out and burn down the mill… before we marched in force on Cove, the Covians claimed they didn’t have anything to do with it, and were completely confused yet, we were so angry and intent on revenge for a brutally massacred citizens we, just fired accusations and the Captain even tried to kill the Covian Sergeant,
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Oh well, Vesper turned up as we left with the Preceptor of Cove, and a could of guards myself, Nottinbury, Lynx and Gotrek…Nottinbury is well, intent on thinking its Vampires not that they really exist, least I don’t think so and then there’s the fact of it could have been the Captain sons abductor, that filthy wycth, Covian sergeants also were made to look inside, and seemed to come to terms with are aging mad captain, when we finally returned to the keep some Vesperian wanted to see the Captain and shot off, into a building with Corporal Tenne, the captain soon followed, I asked Father Northwode to lead us in prayer, for the poor souls in that mill today…, after he’d finished Captain came out and pretty much beat the hell out of this fellow Kiran, he was jailed and well that’s all, my mind is confused and in complete agony, this all brings back memories of my father and Brother’s deaths though, they’re deaths being clean and quick.
What a sad day for Yew…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
13th August Mid Summer

Well, I didn’t get much sleep last eve, I had a nightmare about the mill…. A bunch of Wycthes with some cats and a necromancer returned to , raise them and create havoc around Yew turning the town ablaze, I woke up and traveled to the Mill where I prayed for the people inside the mill again, who had passed on….. spent most of the day, in bed or seeing to my hounds after trailing through all that blood in there they needed a good bath, after heading to the cells later…. Found miss D’Gar wantin to feed the prisoner I managed to spill the soup purposely and lock it again, when she went to get another some stupid trainee came in and helped her feed this murdering swine Kiran, she doesn’t know better but Lord D’Gar would most likely, have the hanged for his well allowing his daughter
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into a dangerous environment, anyhow myself and Hawk did some practice for the tournament I beat him every time,… and later we continued some more the Archery butte’s of mine had become quite popular among the Guardsmen we practiced against each other, before heading off to the contest area, after Ffion ordered us seven Marksmen in total what a Grand sight! I got knocked out in my first round though I blame it on lack of sleep,… Not saying Cordelia isn’t an excellent archer I was just not up to my usual excellent performance… Hawk won it anyhow, which is another victory for the Marksmen, and well had a chat with M’lady D’Gar about teaching Miss Alizsa to use a bow, she’s a pretty good archer but I’ve been told to remove her bow and phoenix feathered arrow’s, for the time being.
Vandor is a complete idiot, hope Lord D’Gar comes and teaches him a lesson, asking a fourteen year old noble, to marry him… damn right rude!

Well Anyhow I’m leading that arms Caravan to yew tomorrow!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
14th August Mid Summer



Well today, is the day of them Arms caravan after speaking with, Lord Baron Edmund of Britian he has prepared us arms and supplies for the front in Yew, while I started to gather men in the keep, they seemed restless so I sent them on a couple of laps before, I well Lyson to be a denial of, death they waited till he came back and pummelled him, they still couldn’t knock him down though, so after a few minutes lined them all back up again and ordered them towards the moongate, where we march to Britain to rendezvous with Baron Edmund of Britain, at Castle British I assembled the men outside the drawbridge and formed them into a double line, before striding off to meet the Baron I had a little chat with him, before we headed back with the pack horses carrying the arms and headed to, the Depise pass, splitting the units into three, Waywatcher with Corporal Tenne, Melee with Corporal Walker, and Archers with myself… the waywatchers I sent out ahead to scout, no sign of Vesperian or Covian forces, until we reached the road past Despise going to Yew,
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Young and Navaska informed us of a large group of Covians and Vesperian’s we proceeded quickly and stashed the Caravan in the outpost holding the bulk of are forces there, I went and had a chat with the filthy murdering rebel’s and, well they wouldn’t let us pass shame… we commenced a charge, which well broke a small fracture In there forces, but I got knocked down quickly the battle raged on some time the outnumbered Yewish forces skilfully, taking down are enemies Corporal Walker in a moment of confusion led the Caravan away to the keep, it successfully reached the keep which is great news However, the Vesperians and Covians believe they stopped the Caravan, due to a decoy I had left behind silly fool’s!
Yew has another victory at there feet secretly, the rebels don’t know of this yet, won’t be long before they realise the Loyalists won’t be broken so easily, and crash through the damn traitors!
Besides this, Marksmen hunt tonight was rather enjoyable, Darling feinted when Verity mentioned Dragon bird’s, Oh I’ll love to see him slay a Dragon.. Perhaps he’ll die of fright we’ll see! Anyhow, we encountered some of them horrid birds and an Oni, vile creature also a couple of undead some of them three headed wolves a Yamadon, which we had to avoid, and finally to are prey a rune beetle, success once again and a grab sum of coin returned to the Marksmen tower… that’s about it I would say,….


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
15th August Mid Summer

Well today, myself Sinclair and Smitt went to Shame to slay some dull copper element’s, before Sinclair had to disappeared and so I took Smitt to Blood in Spiritually, where I lead him on a daring hunt, of expertise and well skill not that Smitt, has much currently though I don’t doubt he’s improved miraculously since he first joined the Militia…
Still needs some training however, we killed a variety of creatures blood element, Golden Demon, normal demons and Also a Succubus, Moris helped us out against the Succubus and the Golden demon.. Not to bad a chap just disrespectful to nobility and other guardsmen..
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Also got some training gear ready for Alisza for a patrol I took her on, she can hit things but still misses to much, maybe in time she’ll be alright, let her have a go at the archery butte but I know she hates those thing’s all the time, so we carried on to the frontline or near enough and continued focusing her attention on those devil tree’s Gargoyles and also, the odd weeping vine that was thrashing about…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
16th August mid Summer


Well today, been pretty strange day, first of all myself and Hawk went to pick up a shipment of bolts for the tower, to find some Vesperian woman shooting a green bow at some giant iron golem, Vesperian sure are strange people… was a laugh to be quite fair.
Then when I arrived back In the keep Karne was being an idiot, slapped me in the face with a glove containing an ingot… and he challenged me to a duel, It ended in him shutting his mouth and walking away moaning, silly insolent fool..
Also something happened in yew today. Seems someone else was murdered and some girl had gone missing, and also a trainee and footman escort lost Lady Alisza, idiots should all be flogged for there incompetence, Hawk and me set you after her.. but with no trace we had to return for this Tournament thing of Margera’s
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the common bald peasant, anyhow we met Zorg… some Skaran and Hawk managed to come second in the whole thing,.I also lost an archer duel to Tripps, I blame it on the armour as his is thicker and most likely crafted from better materials…Anyhow Alisza reappeared later on saying she’d run off to look for that girl after thinking she’d seen her, a Wycth was caught and the Captains son was trying to see if it was the one who captured him, she also managed to disappeared right in front of me odd, and then reappear in a forest and spread lies about Hawk I though anyhow Hawk sneak? Don’t be daft…, anyhow Lady D’Gar ordered the Marksmen to fire on Kros as, he’s to close to Alisza she hates me for it, but oh well orders are orders…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
17th August Mid summer

Well today we, were making another push towards Minoc, with no lost battles and a good turn up for the call to war we were certain of yet another victory, this time we intended to take the crossroads that linked, the road from Yew and Britain and also the road to Vesper, if we took here we’d have a large keep which would make defending the area like baby sitting, not that I’ve ever baby sat anyone…. The battle went very well rather, I managed to get thirteen of the Rebel traitors including that idiot who got me last time… wasn’t long before the battle started after are march the Vesperians attacked first, again they were outnumbered are superior recruitment techniques seem to have work, battle was rather long but we came out on top, after knocking down every Vesperian and Covian possible, last strike was taking out some rebels at there healing area leaving, hah was extremely amusing to see all of them traitors crawling like the rabid dogs they are, they all deserve a firing squad for there treacherous ways..
As the rebels regrouped we did so also, and charged across the bridge, a lone vesperian was shot down with Aid of my technique, again the battle raged and again Covain and Vesperian well down to the superior might of Yew! After winning this battle we headed toward the keep, in order to secure it for are next push into Minoc, were nearly there now…Should be in Minoc before Christmas, which is good news set up defences for the cold winter, this keep
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though dusty and unused for so long wasn’t to bad.. seems we’d been left a treat of Valorian white and some other, brothel for the simpler guardsmen , also ended up throwing around some idiot Vesperian that some mercenary captured, Lumbard attempted to rough him up and beat him with little success then Tommy pointed out he was Superhuman, may be the only reason he was still up at the end if super human defines sleeping during a battle,..That’s just stupid, well anyhow the Skarans being foolish got themselves captured for the Avatars sake, they really are stupid anyhow had to get them back, the Captain got sceptred by the Covian Baron and then, he ran off like a mad man and started fighting me, ended up kicking him in the man bits and then having a fight with him, stupid fool slapped me! Chased him around for ages till Nottibury stole his hat Hah! And then he stole mine, calling himself.. the” Marksmenbaron”, tosser got my damn hat back in the end anyhow, and well knocked some stupid Covian who was firing at everyone.
Anyhow we took two prisoner’s one was let free, and the other one was held.. fool, Also got knocked down by that idiot cat man and that fat Sergeant From Cove, Grayner I believe he’s called!, oh well got both of them in the battle I believe!

Another day of glorious events and more to follow in the coming weeks!


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
18th August Mid Summer



Well I went, to the Abbey today to sort out with this idiotic accountant about my funds in my bank, pitiful fool of an old fossil, couldn’t even see what he was doing and lost some parchment, now I’ll have to travel to Britain again to sort out this nonsense, well tonight went to the tavern and well didn’t do much really listened to the Guardsmen talking about, some rubbish and then went and sat next to Cordelia, apart from Alisza the only good company in there usually, had a talk about her house in Deepwood and some other things, Alisza was talking to some strange man white skin like pale white, with white eyes…wasn’t sure if he was dead or living to be honest, well anyhow had the chance to insult that moron Karne, he can’t play such a wise, and noble logic game such as chess that he well, calls it magical total idiot! He’s just simple and common.
I bet his mother probably bashed his head against a wall at birth or something bizarre, would explain his odd behaviour, ah yes the pie contest I didn’t participate need to keep my good figure and unlike others I prefer a nice slim muscular build to a large obese one, we don’t all what to look like Aldridge or Oldar,
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though Oldars got an excuse.. being a dwarf and all, besides unhealthy..
Ah yes the highlight of the day, the Captain took myself and Cordelia into his office and, promoted us both to First Marksmen, where we are to work as a team to lead the Marksmen, the captain said while Cordelia is having her pregnancy if she handles the paperwork and I handle the leadership. Sounds rather fair… though most likely run thing through with her and do paperwork, so shes not always stressed out, well that’s about all today had a toast to celebrate are promotions in the tower, some champagne and then discussed some issues and future prospects for the Marksmen, I believe this will be a good partnership.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
19th August

Today, was a good and bad day, to start off it was waking up to found he keep completely desecrated littered in witch herbs and scrolls and some strange magical fire,.. that just wouldn’t go out.. I ended up being left to Guard it all morning as my first task as First said the Captain , he took his wife home and then.., I just set up a perimeter, had some strange civilian on an armoured dragon with a witch book pass and then some nice Young woman, who I had a nice chat to and a drink, turns out she a whore and work’s at the Swagger’s inn, though I will probably use her for, well this task of mine I’ve been give for five hundred coins she’ll get down and dirty most likely for a bunch of guardsmen,
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best keep the Church in the dark though encase they start branding, whipping and burning people probably do it out of Yew to be safe… well anyhow, ended up getting a date with her anyhow, gave me her hawk number as well for contact Ah well, done it again… Hollys going to go mad if she finds out not that I care, really. Got better things to worry about like the division, and working with Cordelia when she goes into the last few months I’ll have to pick up the paperwork for her, not a problem at all…
Now later on today, ended up going to Britain with Alisza again to get my hounds healed, I then played her at a game of chess, before taking her to Despise for some Archery training about the majority of my day..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[The Task Team]

235 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
20th August Mid Summer


Well today, been odd again,,, lovely weather but odd, well there was some good parts to the day… Well had a joke with Tripps about, the growing paperwork at this first position, you do some more appears never ending cycle it seems, get Cordelia to do some later hmm, ah yes gave Alisza one of my hound pups today as, shes always around them.. and they seem to like her, also Alura is trained and will defend her when she gets to know her better…Oh some strange dressed person, most likely celtic due to the fact she enjoyed being molested by sheep,.. filthy pagan commoners..then some vile necromancer came to the keep, changing his form the wretched thing… from a ghost to a Demon and summoning things, wisps and a wolf… Captain Scared him off with his huge Olympic sword..
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and then, I had this quiz to do, which Cordelia helped me out with, was alright Kain stabbed his book to shreds and, also half the questions were wrong due to an idiot who had written the Archives wrong.. and well Sineal won anyhow, gave him his Crowns for winning, and headed off, outside this new trainee signed up this eve as well, a complete freak obsessed with the dead maybe a necromancer so I’ll keep my eye out, hauling around mutilated body parts is well wrong, well I went and see if Im still well, Got things and fought a Balron with my crossbow… seems Im better now and took the thing down ever so quickly, before taking what bolts I could out of it… experience is a virtue, came back to the keep and ended up speaking to some Trinsician Squire, wasn’t exactly bad looking and had a nice chat with her, before well..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
21st August Mid summer

Well, spent the morning at my estate in Trinsic today, and had breakfast with the Trinsician, she’s a nice simple girl but not exactly my type, but she’s very kind and well caring it seems she’s been transporting shipments of flour, from Trinsic out of her own pocket’s, unlike the rest of her colleagues she actually supports the loyalist’s, Walker still thinks otherwise, can’t blame him Trinsic been trouble in the past, elf loving cowards… well Myself and the Trinsician Kara, brought a caravan from Trinsic to Yew, nice long walk I just escorted her and the shipment safely to Stonekeep, where Corpoal Tenne sorted the shipment out, using Smitt and then I went and prepared for this jousting, I was going to win as well I used to do It quite a lot to be fair, very noble sport, which I won of course got to put Corporal Walker on his behind, very satisfying seeing those darn brute Besiegers always go for me in last man standing, well after the jousting,
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I had a couple of guardsmen doing some painting of how they felt, looking at some pictures I was quite disturbed like that trainee, starting to gain on me that he’s a dead lover, trying to bring them back soon… Cordelia is well hmm yes, Tanya’s just like oh I’m always happy lots of colours. The captain looks confused in some way…. And the others were well, odd… mine was just to my job except for the evil looking sun why I decided to paint that I haven’t a clue, well apart from some Orc attack and numerous deaths of Guardsmen, getting to Vandor… charge of assault on a superior, indecent language and talking back to superior’s, disobeying orders and molesting his superior… I really dislike that guardsmen, I’d be happy to flog him myself to give him some discipline…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
22nd August Mid Summer

Well, slept in all day really catching up on some sleep. Been rather tired recently, and not feeling my best… to much damn paperwork probably though Cordelia’s taken on some for the moment, though I woke up to find the healers being worked on, by the guardsmen under Corporal Tripps I ended up having to help out for awhile, being fairly tired already and then, we discovered we needed to hire some real carpenter’s,
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and so Corporal Tripps dismissed us for now, rest of the evening as strange I arrested that fellow Van Cocidus, who nose I’ve broken in the past. and questioned him on the capturing and torture of Corporal Tripps, but with no officer’s about I decided to have him be on bale, so he could at least and see where he would be performing for that Talent contest of Tommy’s ..Also Kros decided to kill a Horse and assault me… that’s two charges of assault, one disobeying order, killing of a horse.. I’ll bring it to the Captains attention as it needs dealing with...not to forget, what Sergeant Wilkes will do to him when he learns of.. well melesting his wife..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
23rd August Late summer

Well tonight was Sosoria’s got talent, talent isn’t really the word as such as there wasn’t any there, apparently you had Oldar doing Dwarfern mating dance,.. that idiot ex- Vesperian Baron trying to sing… and also a could of stupid Trinsicians, nothing new there, Alisza said next time it should be called “Sosoria’s got freaks”, which it probably has…some woman was moaning at Captain Dart, when Cocidus got arrested afterwards, what an idiot he is, the woman being one of them judges, silly old cow.. Then Alisza wanted Gotrek to name his Horse…”Mewtwo”, surely a name of a taint never know what’s on my apprentice mind,
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she lies far to much half the time.. Also We had Smit beaten and Crucified for bestiality.. sleeping with a goat is just disgusting!
I didn’t want to watch some, footman even with such as horrid and heathenness deed at his hand, get nailed to a wooden cross, rather savage act by the Church I must say,.

Kros, Gumby and Karne, used the gank tactic of recruitment on this fellow. He looked confused.. also, reports of them friggen blue bunny rabbits have been popping up so we went hunting myself and Karne to find a couple munching on a patch, we chased two down.. into the wood’s where they feel to my arrows and Karnes poisoned blade, though one got away… damn things!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
24th August Late Summer


And yet again another engagement with the rebel’s seems they’re holding there ground and want to stop us from taking that keep completely, giving us full control of Altmere if we can push them out, wasn’t as good numbers as usual but the Skaran’s brought an actual decent number for once… what a damn surprise and they also brought “ZORG THE WORLD ENDER”, or something like that nice big dramatic title… Last man standing was alright except for when all the Besiegers came at me the swines, got knocked down but oh well… getting back to the battle, we had a good engagement with them at the keep, rather brutal battle of words captain talked about, some letter addressed to his wife beneath his pillow, and some Skaran’s tried to kill there allies again one being me.. And the other Imrae, pitiful strange folk! We had a good battle at the most, was a lots of skirmishing and close combat fighting In the narrow corridors I took to the roof’s mainly and flanked managing to get down a large number of there forces and being chased back that way, but holding my ground few crossbow bolts held them off!
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Skaran that attacked Imrae was sent down on his arse… By me Annwyn and that trainee Gumby.. at the end of the whole thing we found all the Rebel’s crying and moaning at there sore and beaten bodies, and the numerous losses they’d taken! Hah! Back to your Blight infested Cities and towns!.. Some Skaran killed a kings Deer… what a complete idiot, should have just shot him, but couldn’t…. anyhow nice Cleric from the Church gave us a short journey home through one of them portals…were the Captain dismissed us and I went to the Marksmen meeting, though rather tired.. will skip that training session of Alisza’s today anyhow

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
25th August Late Summer


Well today thing’s have gotten worse, apparently Alisza was trying to make guardsmen think shed castrated Gumby, then I went and had a word with her about it why she shouldn’t do it… and blue rabbit appeared and started to attack her, I chased it off but it fled into a hole finally things fast.. headed back to the keep, telling Gotrek about them damn rabbit’s me and Karne exterminated a couple the other eve, well tavern night started and some stupid debate cam up about all the trouble so Tanya, started having a go at me for being well off, Not my fault I was spoilt I’ve always helped people to my best extent, even though I put on a snob act most of the time.. hmm should stop doing that being more like Gerald used to be oh well, a farmer came in later after I’d reported a rookies behaviour to the Captain,
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and told us his crop field had gone brown turned out to be the one, at which me and Alisza were at earlier, as usual Corporal Walker racist, remarks to Drow though they may be devious traitorous creatures, Alisza only wants to help the people, but I fear.. She’s in danger due to the recent anger from Yewish peasant’s, won’t be to long before, something bad happens I remember Yew being more peaceful at times, with another farm gone and its farmer, die to a poorly made answer to solve it, I ended up getting a face full of dirt, wretched farmer has left for Vesper.. In a week he will be back, Vesperians rape and pillage everything… Or so I’ve heard.

I lead a raid against the Savages to steal there well grown crops, for are stores due to the recent shortages… Once again Karne got beaten to a pulp by Gotrek and some other’s, lifes becoming mad again…


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
26th August late summer


Now its just going to far, Tommy told me this morning that.. some blonde haired man was writing letter’s on the Church door “Heretics” In red it was, and got away he said he was a member of a rebel group who wanted to kill all the D’Gar’s called Freedom Sword, also a lot of arguing again about.. all this mess in Yew starvation, lack of food rebellion in are midst, once again Alisza takes all the problems on herself, gets shouted at…shes a child attempting to take on adult affair’s, none will ever sway my Loyalty to the D’Gar’s but,..Something needs to be done Lady D’Gar hasn’t done anything in her husbands stead.., Also we got a new recruit I tested, and then got Walker to get him a badge.. we soon moved onto gathering the Guardsmen for a food gathering, raid on the lost city of Haven. Rebel city was destroyed with some crops left and loads of sheep running wild, I decided to take the sheep or what we could back to Yew, we encountered some Brigands and rebel’s which were dispatched of in the most honourable way.. we gathered some sheep and took them to the keep, where Smit arrived and was like “ Oh sheep I want to sleep with one”, sick footman.. next he’ll sleep with a Skelton of his mother or something drastic, maybe that’s to far but never know Yew is a weird place.
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Stored them beneath my office, and later I distributed them to homes across Yew, later that eve we had to do some pilgrimage thing for the Church, in Chaos gathering a rather large amount, after killing Numerous Balrons, Succubus, Demons, Phoenix and all other sort’s., also got dragged off to blood Oh well least we won’t have to pay are tithes for awhile, also got tricked by some darn wycth into a portal leading to another dimension.., she wanted a lock of hair to remain Young and us to whisper are greatest fears to her,… mine was if I saw her again I’d kill her…think I let my anger get to me, at this point Friar got us out by threats of scarring her face… silly woman though I think she will continue to hound yew, for that…. We also learned, that House D’Gar has lost rule of Yew due to the Lord Protector’s absence and his wife a drow, incapable of leading the State apparently.. also means that they’re really just citizen’s now, also mean the Guardsmen Miltia’s has complete control of yew and has ordered a Curfew… what follows tomorrow then..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
27th August late summer


Well Wednesday has been quite eventful, the keep’s been attacked by waves of Demons, elements and other monsters, a banner that makes people disappear and some mad talk about, some girl who was caught in bed with a centaur that’s just wrong like sleeping with a horse, something Smit would do most likely and then you had, Tommy with his wild theories Gotrek went crazy and demanded to be isolated so he headed up to the rooftop of the dorms, then we all got handed some book on the Avatarian faith, which well was amusing claiming women are the weaker sex… oh well,
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not like that in my eyes I’m quite fascinated by some of them at least, oh well… well Cordelia and myself did the game Donkey versus Llama, ended up being a massacre of Harpies and guardsmen constantly beating each other up for resources they had fun which is the main thing and gathered a lot of meat, gems and gold for Yew as well as loads of feathers for us Marksmen the blue team won team Llama… and we headed back to stone keep all the meat was stored In the trade post, I had to join a team at one point because a member left, why Cordelia did it but she gave us Walker Also which crushed the pink’s….

Later that evening, I set up a watch on the Dorms under Corporal Tripps Order as usual Karne’s being an annoying toss pot and also…. Vesperians attempted a rescue attempt.. which failed Fools…
Well Im off Madsen’ returned tonight off an extended leave and also… erm.. Churchman got knocked, must be Avatars will oh well..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
28th August Late summer

Another glorious day of rationing, its becoming straining now, trainee’s are becoming mouthy and lazy, wondering why they haven’t been promoted, and Hiroko seem to be kicking this particular one into shape, stupid Vesperian recruit Kayne, soon He’ll be a footman if he gets his act together, discipline seems to be lacking the Militia more and more, Vandor is one of these particular individual’s, though haven’t seen him in a couple of day’s really, nor last time was his attitude as bad….Well anyhow, this trainee seems to sleep quite a bit just after he’d done the task Hiroko set him he went off to bed, ended up being taken to the Rat caves in Sacrifice, to slay a load of earth elements and the golden ones to gather fertile dirt for the farmland that’s been infected with disease infected land, the shortage of flour, we also took what w could off the ratmen which they steal from villages and unfortunate travellers that fall victim, to the wretched creatures vermin in a humanoid form is truly a work of the Guardian, we also slew the filthy meer creatures taking what we could from here farm and orchard of fruit tree’s a large amount has been gained maybe feed the population a couple of days if that, still biding time…. Today some peasant attacked Lady D’Gar and Corporal Tenne with insults, before arguing took place between Corporal Tenne and Lady D’Gar, I was soon after called into the Tavern..
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to act as an informant of the current on going’s, I am loyal to house D’Gar, but… people need help and Corporal Tenne was right with some of things she’s said, I just hope this doesn’t end in a civil war… the state of Yew is already fragile…, hmm I haven’t accepted the deed of being an informant, I prefere to keep out of feud’s, it makes things uneasy.. especially with the high tension with citizens and the D’Gars.. they don’t want a drow ruler, which enough said can’t be liked due to the Church, Drow are evil creatures but some do help, Lady D’Gar has served yew for decades…. I’ve had to think tonight and ended up going to this tavern crawl, sadly… No Covians to take any anger out on.. sometimes I just feel like beating the hell out of someone, not very Marksmen like is it…Gumby got abused by a Llama and… we soon headed back off to the keep, I also spoke with Holly tonight, had an intense moment.. she well still loves me it seems and, I do miss her being honest with myself, ended up being the closest with her Ive been in… a long time.. see how things are tomorrow..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Bladius Dart]

310 copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
29th August Late Summer


Well tonight Karne, got a beating for some stealing he’d done, one things I can’t stand is stealing its rather dishonest and petty, oh well stealing documents and things is waywatcher work…Haven’t done much at all today, just really spoken with Holly, and we seems to be back together now with a really awkward period..
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hmm, well what to do…Karne was nearly killed by all the kicking and I just stamped on his head complete pillock... he was covered in troll shit or was it ogre.. just disgusting and dirty like he is beneath me! Beneath me! We had him, tied to a post and stocked why the guardsmen fruit mouldy fruit and veg at him from the infected farms… Oh was quite funny.. yes that’s all today really..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
30th August Late summer

Well well, Today I collected a new recruit from Britain tested him on the way back to the keep, and issued him with a uniform on arrival.. Corporal Tenne, soon after issued him with a rusty old badge, probably belonged to a trainee we’d found dead in Shame..Oh well most likely a Besieger recruit or, just a “Im the best trainee”, they usually die in minutes of Militia work,.. well Smit lead a patrol today also, which I ended up being a guide to lead him to Exodus lovely, tainted place full of mechanical beasts, demons and evil wycthes also inside the complex the foul Mechanical creatures known as overseers and Also Gargoyles, Managed to destroy an energy tower Hurrah, slay many of these vile Demons and embark on a destructive path through the maze like complex, creating havoc as we went.. had to turn those strange dial like things on those tower’s outside Gotrek and myself destroyed two by completing the sequences.. after a long time it seemed we returned to the keep, where… Cordelia and that new Footman.. who loves wooden stick’s, had some charity raising event for us seems hmm alright, until I learnt we had to go to Blood… great Chaos and Blood are most eye bleeding patrol’s I’ve been on in awhile… Firstly all everyone takes us, and annoying.. then you have! Blood, monster’s in there except for the Golden ones are moderate threat if even that, Balron is like a a besieger crossed with a Covian wycth, easily taken down with some well places shots and being an expert Marksmen no problem!
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Oh yes also, attempted to kill Karne today.. well I didn’t I imprisoned him and then… Using my imagination I managed to summon a Besieger who burnt him to death we though.. till he sadly walked up the road, oh bugger!
Later that evening after, are charity hunt we headed to Britian for some Yewish bulldog that eventually went to madness when Karne, oh I really hate that fellow! Start poisoning everyone and randomly attacking them… put him on his backside eventually, complete turnip or toss pot as the Captain would say! We returned back to the keep to take part in. a disciplinary session where Lumbard was whipped and Karne,… was later buried, Also Corporal Tripps had us doing a battle game with speed and tricks, we took down are opposition flawlessly, all that can be said…Im the best!, oh Had to do some healing exercise where I knocked half the people heh!

Ah well another,… good and bad day…. Karnes still an idiot, but that hole has kept him quiet..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
31st August Late Summer

Ah today, a well organised force of Rebel’s from Cove and Vesper are attempting to force us from the keep securing Altmere and passage into Britain and yew, a grand host of Yewish soldier’s was gathered this evening to repel the petty rebel’s, we arrived at the keep and reinforced are defences, taking down a stray Vesperian in seconds with us archer’s and the Skaran wycth,… before a rear assault was launched on us by the rebel’ the Besieger’s like a black cloud swept through them and had them scattered n all directions making it easy for us to take down some target’s I scored myself fourteen, taking a few sketches of some of my fallen foes… some idiot poisoner I caught unaware in the corridor’s, Putting a bolt into the back of that stupid bear head Vesperian!
A covian scout, some idiot, who challenged me to an archery duel and lost terribly and also some Covian scout and Vesperian regular.., who looked like the ex-baron or one of them from Vesper…Also saw that Covian Sergeant Grayner get mauled by like six besieger’s very good,, we were winning of course as usual. When we fell back to the keep a Covian and Vesperian column had formed up the road, we charged out myself… five besiegers a Skaran and an
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Ironarm charged it and destroyed it sending remnants of it fleeing into the woodland only to be hunted down by the archers and, Waywatcher’s as they passed through only a few Vesperians and Covians got away with there lives, large portions of the rebel force injured fell back! A decisive win for us Loyalist and another easy one, we then forced Marched back to Yew, where I made sure my armour was quickly repaired to its perfection condition and then, headed for the line up.
The Marksmen was the smallest turnout, but in fact the parade was quite splendid with thirty two people in the line, quite large… I was awarded my Bronze Ankh of Service to the Militia for my six years of loyalty, two ribbons one for recruitment and another one for standard’s, I’m really chuffed with them its been a large morale boost, and well before being taken off to Yew by Corporal Tripps to continue some work on the Mill, and later on… things got messy and annoying some Vesperians were at Amarante’s house and they were armed had to chase them off into the wood’s, also had to arrest Amarante for the Church.. who made her a sister as apparently she’s a whore,…she’s never done anything in anyway to people she’s just been nice and friendly,.. Oh I don’t know best not to let the mind wonder…

Anyhow a good day, Victory and Medals and some wine to wind down for the day!


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
1st September Late Summer

Ah yes, today’s the beginning of the peace talks in Britain and well, I fell the need for a kit inspection as well some people in the Militia deem it necessary, Corporal Tripps oversaw the inspection marking down people who had lost kit or uniform for in poor condition for a small fine,,.. idiot should just replace it costs nothing from the Militia’s stores.. well anyhow the majority of them were good except for a few,… Trainee’s were in perfection condition that’s only because they run from Headless ones and rats… squealing like a trapped big near Smit or Oldar, ah Kit inspection was alright a few names were marked down… besides that it was fine… I dismissed them and got a bollocking from the Captain,, should have told them dismissed and then back here with your ball clothes.. stupid me haven’t been thinking straight recently really need to get some more sleep,
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its starting to effect my work.. anyhow off to Britian, while I was there saw someone get murdered in the graveyard and informing Corporal Tripps we went and had a look, found some fire horse,… probably killed and ate the man, Oh well Tripps is pissed off I thinks the word, he used and won’t be coming to the ball I think, the whole sister thing has put him off duty at the moment, Hmm if they did that with Holly… I’d be well distraught, but as they say Absence makes the heart grow fonder,.. though she still doesn’t trust me well getting back to my day…Ball was alright and caught up with some old friend’s listened to some stupid speeches from other around Britannia and well,.. the Yewish cheer for Captain Dart was grand, is all I can say… It well stood us out! We had the largest force commoner’s, middle class citizen’s and nobles all working together for a better Yew though we all had difference’s we are united!
Apparently someone has told the Darts’s there going to kill there children… peace talk.. what a joke there’s so much upset in the air, doesn’t help me keep me on edge and always awake nightmares night after night…well the rest of the eve, the Vesperian Captain was wearing a dress idiot and… you had snow at a Tavern in east Britain, also an invasion of pink robes and ice spider’s had been put down by myself and some taint’s… oh well.. best call it a day, and see what nightmare I have tonight.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots
2nd September late summer

Another night of nightmares, this time.. children being skinned by that fellow Kiran, and then putting there skin back on, before looking down and seeing my skin peeling off itself, I always wake up sweating….. shaking and its becoming a problem… My first few started when my brother died and then again when my father was,.. but the mill has just got me well on edge constantly… well today’s been fine, returned from my parents house in Northern Britain and headed to where the garrison is stationed, Lead a patrol down the southern road past the moongate to the Bridge, we encountered some fiend’s, a pair of human ears a new recruit and also. some one eyed creatures who’d been acting traveller’s, healer’s… well only saw one of them and it was easily dealt with.. Tommy suggest we try Hedge maze, I hated that place…. As when I was little spent a day trying to find my way out and, got to know the darn place pretty well.
The trainee the new one was sick as well… which was quite disgusting and Tommy tried to ease his stomach with some sick situation’s,…. Well we encountered Billy the toll troll where I had the trainee’s fight it alone and the healed him when he took to much damage,
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he killed it… eventually but it was a morale boost to him so did him some good, we had a tour and some history lesson from Nottinbury about some selfish idiotic noble named Frankston, destroyed a huge farm and made it this foul deceitful place before loosing it to Daemon’s, what a fool… now the place is a blight on Britannia well we found a large chest of coins before heading back, to the Warrior’s guild… well I did some duelling later on at, the blue boar, where the Swagger’s staff have rented it for a week… and beat a few Covian’s but lost to one of there recruits with this huge axe, which is extremely powerful, he did say I was really good anyhow… only reason I lost because the arena was tiny… went off back to the guild to have dinner with the Guardsmen Cordelia, Madsen, Gotrek and other’s…. before I went for a stroll and found a could of Covians in the blue boar, ended up staying and having some drinking games with them, drinking slowly so It’d not hit me at once… Kas one of the Covians who was wanted had been fighting me earlier In the day, where I shoved a few fell made bolts into his torso, somehow he survived,, witches really are annoying… as he got more drunk I suggested a change in game and well, before I had time to get around to a question about the mills… Corporal Tenne’s shows up and bites my head off saying im a disgrace and a traitor, I’ve never felt so insulted the devious cow…, all I was doing is investigating myself… but anyhow… Not going to add to my night of nightmares….

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
3rd September Late summer

Well today, started off again with another Nightmare early this morning…, they seem to get worse…..By the day, more bloody and more horrific…I need to get away from it all,…I managed to clean myself up for today, and well the days been rather odd…and again won’t add to my already repeating nightmares every night, Today a courier came with the remains of a child concealed in a box, he never knew it was there he said and told us, some man had paid him to bring it, the body was of a small Young child the limbs had been removed from the torso, and it had “Francis Dart”. Carved into it… a note saying the Dart’s children are next, whoever done this is truly sick, Myself, Madsen and Wilkes questioned him.. he only gave the clue of an old like voice which could push Kiran and Padan onto are lists, … Padan was found later in the day and beaten and threatened till he gave us some answer’s before we hung him over a side wrapped in chain, I lowered him up and down a few times to scare the hell out of him before, jamming it with my sword and then ordering it be kept under guard… seeing no one bothered to do so and he fell broke a leg and got away,…Tanya went ballistic at an elf, when she asked everything was alright handing her the box with the remains in later, Harper, Smit and a Trainee went to bury the child I tagged along to see it was done successfully and right we saluted the unknown child and headed back to the Compound,
*Sketches in an envelop below*
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later that evening we attended Cordelia’s Market’s that was quite exciting.. Haven’t been to a real Market in along time, I brought some cloth from a lady, miss Amethyst.. I believe she is a former Marksmen of the Militia, but haven’t said anything otherwise…. I also saw Kiran, Escaflowne and Padan, which I was surprised at you see, I found he’d been freed till I got back and realised the chain had been snapped and left unguarded, Oh well, he’d broken a leg and we ended up having jurisdiction to take Kiran into custody and question him he was removed of all clothing, and no concealed weapon were found..Hmm I wasn’t allowed up on the Floor only Corporal and Above were allowed onto the level of the prisoner, I had my appraisal tonight also… Oh and killed Kayne,s lover goat.. he cried like a coward he was committing a crime, Karne wasn’t well caring with what he said and did…

Well another night of nightmares, hope this ends soon…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
4th September Late summer

Well this morning, I’ve received dire news off a report, Last eve when I took my leave not being able to gain access to the top floor of the compound I headed off early,.. well turns out last eve Kiran was sprang and has fled to Vesper with the lackey’s that freed him, most likely some of his Vesperian aides in the Yew mill massacre, can’t have been Kas or Olchaffa, and Fain due to him being severally crippled from his escape attempt which was successful but came with a broken leg…Also had to interrogate some idiot commoner who dressed up as a Templar, and attempted to impersonate one claiming he was trying to start an order in Vesper, don’t be completely and ridiculously stupid, Vesper the wycth capital of Sosoria except the church,….Only when we completely remove there corrupt regime of Rebellion and so called, will to do whatever they please from.. terrorising Sosoria and dictating war on all its states…. Well ended up just punishing this fellow as threats and regular beating didn’t do anything… had Harper give him ten lashes, a trainee five… hits and then
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I whipped him once… which removed a disguise kit he had been wearing shows expert’s such as myself with a whip can do the most damage,… he was made to wear a dress and then paraded round the Blue boar asked some Covians if they knew him, and they didn’t tell us anything apparently the sergeant Hoagie knew him, the man said but didn’t say.. I threw him in the healer’s and then, gave him a warning before heading back with the Guardsmen with m to the compound, and had them construct some fortification’s on the entrance, Fain had been caught again earlier, and was inside receiving some devious torture treatment by Swayne and her poison’s, and antidotes they proved effective, he answered some questions for us filthy traitor, wycth and murderer…. I know if he’s executed today I’ll sleep easier… went to that golem wars thing was clearly another fixed event for wycthes and Vesperian’s.. Obviously the maniacal Megatron, golem of mine was not wycthed up enough as it was or whatever they call it… and well some Skaran had obviously cursed his to better me darn pitiful cheat! Well anyhow we have a pleasant and rather amusing confrontation with the Covians and Kas, the murdering wretch.. who was made smaller than an ant by Tanya and her, anger.. it’d all be swelling up in us still, In me my dreams… But Tanya just tore Kas to shreds where he stood and we backed her up, as it was true, ah Also Fain has been executed by Captain dart by some swings from a hatchet, I must congratulate the Captain on a job well done though a shot to all of his remaining limbs and then his heart would have been more civilized.., there’s just to much blood when it comes to hacking someone to bits with an axe…To finish off my day headed back to Yew to see Corporal Tripp’s, where we went on a spot of sea fishing, of the real kind slaying countless monsters of the sea finished my night off with a drink of wine with the Guardsmen at the Blue boar and then headed off to bed

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[The Task Team]

220 Copper awarded

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
5th September Late Summer

Well last night I had the best sleep I’ve had in along time, no nightmares and no… dreams at all well anyhow tonight, has been uneventful really, besides Oldars attempt to murder the elf loving Duke with the Britain castle Draw bridge which was funny, to say the least… the baths at the back of the castle had been tainted by the skin and presence of an elf, so I never even took a step in it… Phil tried to drown the elf, unsuccessfully and then also, it was on my mind to kill the wretched being for its wicked form, it seemed to spread compassion amongst the Covian’s for there murdering own…Also seems Annwyn is missing Yew already, I can say I am, but not often I get to stay in Britain so I make the most of it
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Besides that an encounter with an Undead horse and its Orc owner, Smit drank some piss, teach him to drink on duty and also a goat game and stared at Smit till he killed it, told us every goat he looked on was taint…Then some Trinsician guard came by asking to speak to Smit that Cordelia had shot, someone at that pool party… oh great, was quickly all sorted, and once again to finish the night a little drink at the Blue boar, before heading to bed,…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
6th September Late summer


Yet another great day, as I'll be returning to Yew this afternoon... the moot seems to have been sucessful and reports indicate the Rebel's have allowed us access to Minoc currently there's a peace treaty but for how long will it hold, Yew still delicate with the Mill, still under construction and crop disease still at large, Hmm... I visited the music school behind the threatre today to purchase some books
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of poetry from, a nice fellow rather polite and helpful, will make good use of them in the Marksmen tower and other thing's, also went to the libary where my mother was working till she and my little sister disappeared I do, miss them so and no news has been heard of either of them its been a few months and, my heart grows cold and angry, that I may never see them again Laila's eighteen this year, I can't believe it's been so long...Well I returned to Yew after reading a couple of books at the Libary and took a few with me, to Yew where I cooked myself a small meal, watered the plants and tended to the Gardern before heading off to bed.. my birthday tomorrow.... twenty five getting old.. but wiser perhap's, we will see how it turns out..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
7th September Late Summer

Well today’s a good day, I must say its my birthday twenty fifth infact , and its started out alright…. Besides my normal duties and training everyday,.. Tripps and Ama were forced to marry today, ah yes… he’s been wanting that stop him from going on murdering spree’s against Church folk not that he would do that, or would he I don’t know, he appointed me his best man and as much as I’d love to stay Marksmen business made me have to leave.. and have Wilkes take over, now he’s off tonight to Nujel’m place is alright, to warm at times…the Order was formed tonight as well Gotrek, Phil and Kain are the first three member’s of the Order and are equal in rank to myself,.. which is good special guardsmen these order fellow’s maybe one day I can join there ranks, if I ever leave the Marksmen most likely not.. couldn’t do without my uniform, Looks better.
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They dragged us off to have a battle with a bunch of Balrons and there golden leader like.. one which was dealt with accordingly, as it was showered with arrows and bolts and hacked to pieces… well its dead and we returned to the keep, tonight the Last man standing was run by Tripps and Wilkes,… and well First round pratice I got beaten by Fraser when they made me go toe to toe.. idiot’s and the second round I just wasn’t in the mood, the real deal I beat Madsen to take the title for that week a Halberd as it’s the first last man standing of this month as well, early Birthday present,… and to top that off Holly gave me another present,, at home with a card.. ah well, Good Birthday and ah yes… good day of duty!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshot Ledger
8th September Late Summer


Ah well, after a great night last eve and an even better present from Holly later on, before heading off to bed most likely won’t see her for a few days as she said she was off on another mission, Oh well…Hopefully I can catch up with her at a later date anyhow, right well today I lead a patrol to the depths of a full, dark, filthy and truly disgusting place… first of all had to lower myself down avoiding the slime in and then,… avoid getting acid and other stuff on my armour and cloak, Elements made of acid and slime crawling across at us, further in we found river’s and then a waterfall of the foul slime infested water, ugh.. vile place we did very well, until we ran into a trap firing poisonous gas clouds into the air, to be followed by a Balron meeting us… we couldn’t take it and were knocked down.. Luckily Shunji managed to drag us all off, sneakily and help us up we gathered our gear, and headed out of that foul place back to the keep, no ones was lost but preferably if I venture there again a whole host of Guards will be present, so we can rain arrow’s bolts and, destruction on the foul beasts that lurk within.., especially those ones that creatures smaller abominations from there own slime like form,… plague beasts! Spreading around the darn place! Well when I got home I cleaned myself up, before heading off to the Tavern night.. was quite the normal scene talking about babies between the Dart’s and Wilkes,… Wilkes bitching about Amarante, and Tripps marriage to be quite honest Tripps is happy he’s married to her and her,
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to him I would think… so oh well, let them think what they like. Also Madsen, was to have children with Cordelia.. I think he does it just to annoy Wilkes, then again its Madsen. he’s a strange fellow, tried to kill his wife! Apparently his greatest achievement was demotion, how true that is im not entirely sure, but! Rumour’s are usually rubbish anyhow,…still he did try to kill Lanoor, well she’s dead anyway. Also had to bring up the subject of Britannia becoming infested with foreigners, not becoming Britannia now… with all of these mixed raced an all sorts of creatures mating, look at the D’Gars for instance and half elves.., though I truly do not mind the D’Gars but other’s I do not like, the bloodline of true Britannian’s is becoming corrupted,. well anyhow, we then had a discussion about some of what trainee’s should have, no hair and given number’s and not names! Cordelia also dropped her gland which one it was im not sure, well we had a small Marksmen meeting as everyone was really present except for Noble and Ffion…, hmm oh well I decided to scribble in the Kings law book about impersonating nobles and Church member’s,… before heading off for a long deserved rest

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
9th September Early Leaf fall


Another day of sorrow, and hard work at most.. wine scavenging , come to this… well I went to the vineyards next to the Abbey to see if I could get any grapes to make my own wine from.. but they’re all dried and shrivelled the drop blight has finally reached the fruit, he whole vineyard has been infected with the crop disease, all dead even the ground is hard and dry.. well with my current stock of wine just being Trinsic sparklers and, Ye Olde wine which really aren’t my preferred choice, so I headed off to Trinsic a nice city when drow arn’t running around the streets freely, oh well managed to liberate some bottles of The Dukes Special Reserve one of my favourite wines and the other being close by if,
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the old ruinous tavern had not been looted since my last venture.. Magincia not the nicest of places though. Nicer since the rebels and Daemon have gone, ah yes.. found some books Birds of Britannia, A call to arms something I’ve not read and also…Hmm The fight, the other two I’ve read fantastic books, well I hurried to the Tavern sometimes after had to dig through some rubble before uncovering some, lovely bottles of Forest Glen.. I also made a note on that old notice board for any looters who come by, unjustly to sell on the poor cities lost and abandoned wares, also went and hunted down a Kraken and four corrupt elements in shame, before heading off to call it a day…all turns out Lady Imrae wants a child but no man and is in search of a well bred partner, I’m sure the Church won’t be well… they won’t let her

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
10th September Early Leaf fall

Well tonight has been most amusing, I return from some daytime duties, and errands to find bickering and ill news, Baron Heath of Vesper has been assassinated my only guess is Kiran has killed him for handing him over, Captain Escaflowne has taken control of Vesper his motives I do not trust him being a friend of this Kiran I’d think,.. ah well, Lord Baron Edmund was in the keep and, talk and arguing soon took place, Gotrek and Madsen had a bickering match… Gotrek, was moaning about how we’d all got to close with the enemy, and should have taken Cove and Vesper while they were in Britian.. hes right the rebel’s should
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have been taken out while we were in Britain instead we’ve a mess on are doorstep if Kiran takes control of Vesper, a continued war will go on for years and years with no end of peace, well besides that one moment that made me chuckle was Leo shouting at Gotrek saying he was Deft, so he shouted “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?”, Gotrek replies to him.. “ Nah, you suck Leo”,… hah excellent come back had me smirking like a mischievous imp oh well they don’t smirk.. imp though comparing myself to that hah, what’s wrong with me.. more like a noble Stallion laughing at some idiot he’s just kicked!

Gumby also drooled all over his armour today, and Lady Imrae is still on the lookout for a person to mate with, Alisza suggested the Captain but… I’m sure Tanya would not take kindly to it, probably shoot Lady Imrae oh well, off we go to finish of a couple of tasks before bed!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
11th September Leaf fall

Well after today, If some one asks if I’ve ever given a Harpy as much hassle and reason to hate human’s the way they seem to do, well I can say yes.. today Smit showed his finished decorated House still rather common and peasant like with an exception of his single Nujelm’s carpet most likely stole it or was given it by Alisza, anyhow… though it comfy for him location I rather grim next to a graveyard of walking dead skeletons and also, his particular weird jokes about his house being a body storing closet.. Oh well we came across a screaming woman we though at
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first while patrolling the eastern road in Phils house turned out to be.. a Harpy, which we had much fun in annoying and mocking, the thing had been tied down and abused it seemed, it was quite feathered up infact !
Leo came by when Smit fetched him and the desperate soul went to grab some oil, disgusting the fact he’d mate with this creature sickens me… bah Fraser also came along and joined in the mocking of the silly beast whore… before I later shot it once, Phil arrived… his entertainment won’t struggle now if he wants to abuse it, though I think he’s sane enough not to…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
12th September Early leaf fall

Ah yes another great day, Undead running rampage around Yew its said, .killing and making shrines summoning, things made of bone lovely day really, lets have a spot of tea or another series of murder’s and citizen’s moving from Yew… lovely,.. well as you can see some discussion about, Alisza wanted to try on a Marksmen uniform tonight so I had that all sorted and such… she looks rather hmm, well I think its suits her! She looks very noble and pretty, gold, blacks and greys just go together! And she’s quite well attractive for a half breed despite her age, so have to keep the other’s at bay.. apparently Smit had been knocked beaten and tortured by an undead being,
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that has been terrorising Yew know as a Reaper it apparently harnesses some dark magic.. which is lovely, another undead wycth in Yew its bad enough the liches being o the South, but the northern parts of Yew is just to close to the town, so they decided to shove him inside a bloody bear carcass. Smit ended up being all red, least he’ll be warm but they should have just stuck him by a fire.. instead, he may catch something… later on that evening he seemed fine, either he’s super human or just plain stupid not giving, such injuries time to heal, well see how they effect him on a later date, but we had a discussion about how one becomes a background, explained to him, some of it he still hasn’t got the jest, that anyone can be a Marksmen just takes some learning Oh well hes a Sieger recruit anyhow..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
13th September Leaf fall


Well today I was supposed to be holding some games of such, though with the abysmal turnout, waited awhile to see if some were just late, Captains been ill all week apparently and some strange fellow from that Pole arms place has been a small blight of a whore house on, Yew.. also had several occasions of being raided and its owner questioned and tortured, she also turned up to drag that fellow away… hmm, ah well now besides that I had Cordelia, Verity, Harper and Smit as tool’s with everything still at large with Yew’s problem’s, there’s lots of work to be done but, I believe today the good few that turned up can be treated so I had them all get into appropriate manner, and we headed to Trinsic for the eve had a nice discussion about Gumby and some book’s,… oh yes Smit slaughtered a Llama at a Trinsic Guards feet at the West gate, Verity looked lost in a stream and Smit told us about Grub he once drunk, I had to enlighten him on the ingredients quite a vile recipe that those blood drinking Umbrian’s like, not very reassuring for us Britannian’s ,
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also Cordelia and Radek went to Umbra for there honeymoon it seemed and they also travelled with some gypsies… right that’s just odd, Smit enlightened us that he wanted Aries and his Honeymoon to be chasing a herd of Llama’s.. weird Sieger recruit, after awhile of staying at the Tavern , we headed off to that rose place.. took a drink with me as its an elven place,… there culture fascinates me for not enough, put aside the teachings of my faith, we have already learnt the destructive path of elves over the years,… trickery and magics of all sorts!
Holly arrived later on and so I dismissed the lot of them, I headed off to Tukuno isles with Holly for the evening ferry was most excellent, well the journey anyhow..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
14th September leaf fall

Yes today is a day to celebrate the funeral of the rebel Vesperian Baron Heath, sadly I missed most of it.. not that I wanted to be there, seems he’s been murdered so another war can be started against the loyalists, ah well idiot’s works best in are favour, we outnumber them and had a week or so, to repair some parts of Yew at least, ah yes Kiran has also been arrested and Gotrek knocked down some stupid elf who claimed there was no King! Also got warned by that Polearms owner about, Vesper were going to send people to get Kiran back,.. I went back to extract any other’s as are rearguard ended up engaging in a small fight that left, them with a casualty and two dead cat’s, as well as other injuries I made a hasty return to Yew, and restocked on my ammunition and so forth while I was in the keep, turns out the peace treaty is void,
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due to Heaths death…another was coming are way, oh well, we will just take Cove next and all of there resources and ship them to Yew, to help with its current problem’s, besides that I came second in the last man standing as I had to go toe to toe with Fraser, hardly damn well fair and I was tired from fighting them Vesperian’s, well anyhow I went to visit are lovely mass murdering captive,. He’s been beaten severely and knocked out it seems.
Amarante returned from Vesper to tell us a small war party was on its way to liberate Kiran from us hmm, they showed up outnumbering us but with are prowess and superior’s training, we easily overcame the forces I slipping and being the only casualty, oh well I got one. Good enough for me….


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
15th September Leaf fall


Yet another Monday, Captain seems to still be suffering from this sickness as such haven’t seen Tanya so she must be caring for him, well anyhow Tanaka led a session on formation’s today it was brief but, it had detail and accuracy as such apart from the fact a shield wall really is an obstacle so us archer’s can take down the enemy that it, nothing else useful for them.. just a distraction, well anyhow never went to the tavern night tonight instead been overseeing the making of this other ring for the wedding that will eventually happen, when Holly stops doing mission all the darn time.. later than evening I found a couple of them in the tavern still Smit challenged
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Wilkes to a duel when he was accused of the beastiality with the goat… Smit though his effort was valiant lost, then after I challenged him to a duel which ended extremely quickly, my master swordsman skills are prefect,.. he was peeved and challenged me to a rematch, which I beat him to a stick before getting bored and ending it rather suddenly with my crossbow, even though I gave him the chance to well retire, rest of the night was rather simple, showed Tripps one of the finished wedding rings, he seemed to approve it, Corporal Tripps had us do some small training session physical based was all right except for the weight of the bundle of logs, had to do some laps which Madsen, just ignored and pretended to be asleep idiot.. we had to run a small training exercise while being shot at
Madsen didn’t make it, mine and Tim’s course was excellent, Madsen’s and Smits was just dangerous especially with the glass on the grease pole Madsen wanted to use oil..Madsen can be strange at times, well anyhow I succeeded ..Tim didn’t however, then we had a last man standing to top it off ended up winning the practice and the actual one,… easy does it, Longshot away from beating me they were tomorrow I’ll start my training with Alisza again..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
16th September leaf fall

Yes Trinsic back here again, the lovely golden streets overflowing with drow, Elves, part Daemons and elf lovers at that.. Disgusting all of them, hmm yes, I was in Trinsic to collect the second uniquely made wedding ring, finally found the Tinker’s in that town, and the fellow making my ring what a complete fricken pillock he was calling me snob, hadn’t even done that other ring.. Been three days. Oh well, when he found out he’d just called the buyer a snob he seemed to panic but finished his job insolent swine, he’s lucky I didn’t complain about him I think I was in a good mood that was all, and then to be a little thief he tried to charge me for the work,
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even though I’d paid in advance! Unbelievable some people disgust me to the core, greedy and cheating! I sent him off, to his work and bid him good day, I saw some old fellow in a state named Derek, seems he’s in some trouble with a loan shark and he’s dying, and wanted some shield for this honour so… I though I may as well do my good deed for the day, and help him out though it did do some more damage to my pockets, ended up having to buy a whole load of gems and such! Then I gave him it to him he seemed surprised and relieved,.. but he wanted me to go get the shield off the loan Shark I’d be slightly more threatening than an old man, I handed that fellow by the docks these damn jewel’s and took the shield back, apparently it has been in his family for years and years.., I returned it to Derek who seemed overjoyed and pleased, a tear came from his eye as he thanked me so many times, also gave me this fancy goblet… its an odd colour but something I can carry around, hope he lives couple more years and a good life.. now back to Yew! Duty calls!


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[The Task Team]

390 Copper awarded

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
19th October Late Leaf fall

Well been awhile since I’ve even visited these very pages, with a quill and ink…have stepped down from being a First Marksmen and left the division, now an Ironarm Guard again suits me lost that fake Marksmen syndrome I quickly gained when I went to the Marksmen, now you just got me back again quickly wears off funny I seemed to turn into my dead brother, more his attitude the Marksmen, well anyhow today this Trainee Korsa, seemed to be the only one around and the Captain was making a racket In his office seems he’s had some changes made to it overnight, well anyhow had Korsa give me twenty press-ups due to his arms being in a foul state and then had my uncle repair it, which he pissed and moaned about the old tosser well anyway, Korsa helped me construct a roadblock, I went over the top with hides but its for protection we manned it for awhile, some person visited us called Peter the dockhand, sounded like Corporal Tenne though… but that dark couldn’t see if it actually was. Besides that took Trainee Korsa on a small patrol through the Lich Forest and to the Brigand fort where we damned the population of the elves, good deed for the day, also found a wycth in the forest and well I just boldly well pegged it was one of them real wycthes!
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Gathered a small amount of gold which was donated to the Church as a tithe, ah later on in the day got to head to Cove to see a nice mass Harper was told it was a curse to be a women, oh well… and some Covian confessed he’d had many whores to his bed in his days, oh he died later on this evening, if it wasn’t a Covian I’d care.., returned for the Lastman standing I came third, which was lucky ended up being me and Wilkes versus three Sieger’s,
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Wilkes won narrowly anyhow securing a win for the Ironarm’s, then had to go to that erm… was some combat competition and well, we won the first round… second one me and Wilkes though are way to the end only two left up, another victory for Yew against sosoria and the Ironarms! Market was alrighty I guess I didn’t buy anything really, had a look around also Irr’afe and Lumbard got married was somewhat of a surprise, they seemed happy and good for Lumbard and Irra, Also had a last man standing after this which Loyalist’s one got beaten by the Skaran Zorg and Seamus that guard from Britain after surviving for along time, against there teaming finally went down soon after Lumbard and Hacke..
Everyone went and took on that bear headed idiot Captain of Vesper, was amusing shouting ! Get the bear and watching him go down in moment’s, ah good laugh… got a nice sketch of it, rest of the evening was dealing with a crying Kyra, very upset due to Shunji cheating on her, with one of the heiress Cordelia attempting to kill Smit and failing terribly and… anyhow that’s about it… well off to bed and another glorious day tomorrow yeah bollock’s…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Longshots Ledger
20th, 21st and 22nd October late leaf fall


Well Monday eve I broke up with Holly, didn’t go exceptionally well she screamed and cried and that was it, later that eve she got drunk and, came over and smacked me in the face with some glove that was lined with something bloody hard, lucky my jaw didn’t break, she got arrested and I walked away Madsen though I’d be funny, though it was a brawl lying bastard, smacked him back and got dragged outside where Swayne was about to be lashed, I tried to stop it but got ordered away by Wilkes so, she got them anyway…Had a choice to apolgise to Madsen or continue are fight, but no Wilkes made us fight regardless of me forging the stocky sack of crap, so he beat me in a close fight, would have had him if I was in full focus, still friggen tosser and then Cordelia and that laughing at me devious cows..Hmm well I got up face beaten and bloody, headed off out of Yew, Swayne followed me and kept pestering me ended up just being so angry I threw her into a tree and later hit her, before maul the hell out of some wall in that apartments of Cordelia, buggered up my knuckles blood everywhere. Lovely, Swayne is a persistent woman I swear she’s obsessed with me, which is even worst, I hope she finds someone else, I ended up arguing and getting away from her after wrestling with her, threw he aside and got my hands bandaged I finally returned to the keep, talked to Gotrek.. I really don’t know what happened, but I just finally lost it anger in me was just overwhelming I stood up ripped off my badge and slammed it on the table in front of Radek, and then just stormed out managed to find some old woodsman uniform and fled into the Wilderness, just wanted to get away Holly chased me eventually I lost her with a few tricky shots to her feet, woman never listen’s I made camp, and gathered the supplies I’d be needing for the next few days, before building myself a shelter, slept there this eve and set a couple of traps around the area for any creatures that may, come nearby.. hostile of cause slept rather well just a Mongbat got impaled by a bush with stakes tied to it..
Tuesday was rather tedious, I just went and got myself a good breakfast, found a chicken and some eggs in its nest fried them all, before heading off for the day, into the wood’s…. don’t really

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get to know the Yewish country sides and forests till you live in it, most people think Im a rich boy, a snob perhaps I am but its peaceful here, beside the odd encounter with roaming trolls and Ogre’s or the hunting harpies for there feather’s used my crossbow for most of my random encounter’s, and the tree’s for several camps I made around the area, hate has decreased and my anger is calmed in these forest peaceful and no one about to spark a flare or fight…, had an encounter with some Highwaymen who had captured some woman, dealt with them swiftly and untied the woman, before escorting her to Skara-Brae, through the forest’s I wore a mask for most of my time near towns and In the wood’s, didn’t want people knowing where I was, this eve I made camp in a cave, and later travelled to pass by the keep some training was going on lead by Sergeant Wilkes, watched for awhile in silence before heading back off into the Wilderness.., Wednesday I returned to the keep watch some event lead by Corporal Tenne sex swap or something, bizarre was amusing seeing Tim scream like a girl and women fail miserably playing males.. And then Holly hit me with a club and got arrested again.. this is getting ridiculous, she’s intent on getting herself punished, just to hurt me got my badge back tonight and, ended up going on some patrol to Humility, was alright slayed lots of nightmares and Dragons the huge evolved ones and a could of the small breed’s, elemental caves have many difficult beasts and element’s, we prayed out and headed back and yes Holly appeared and insisted on causing trouble disobeying my order’s and warning to be shot, and then she got arrested and I was made to go In a cell with her, where she persisted on trying to hit me I just kneed her In the face, made her back off before taking out a knife, and pinning me to a wall.. Kyra does a great job at Withdrawing.. Father Advocate game and spoke with her and she has been issued a ban five paces of me, she must keep at all times also got lashes…obsession really is a pain
As I said hope she finds someone else,..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

70 Copper awarded

[Kevin Longshot]

*Kevin walks into a dark room lit only by the candle he holds as he makes his wayto a desk slipping into the chair and picking up the quill his shadow flicks across the room as he writes slowly*


Thursday 20th November
Late winter

Well a usual day of things, my minds like a ticking clock, got back from a nice week in Nujel’m, nice peaceful and warm. Could move there to be honest, but I’d miss those rag tags back in Yew, basically most of them are fine for commoner’s got the odd complete moron or prick, but that’s fine you know getting away from all that rids you of mentality to kill someone or something you really dislike, well when I got back that state of mind didn’t last long nice little list of names I could do without any regret, well they can’t help being that way… stress and anger are fantastic, can drive you to turn into a complete retard, and nutcase. Luckily that little place of Karma in my head keeps me sane wonder what the hell it is.. Probably a good memory.
Well beside my mentality which is fantastic, this weeks been a good start Dragon hunting and a night in the Tavern . One of them Crimson red Dragons and an army of Daemons and those weird cultist types invaded Yew again being driven away by a mass mob of taint’s and myself and Sergeant Wilkes, when we faced the Crimson it stared right into my eyes bloody hell usually I’d not be scared of such a beast, but It like paralysed me from the inside, its powerful enough but that’s just scary something that can freeze you up like that, just a stare…anyhow smashed
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that Dragon after a long fight its wycthery is such amazing well its power its so unnatural, a worthy foe to encounter alone well when it died turned into a ghost like corpse the surrounding ground burst into flames and gold and gems exploded everywhere, some of them uniquely shaped managed to grab a couple for myself souvenir of killing the beast, two of these things now Dragon I’ve helped slay, and a mass of them cultists speaking about that they’re quite tough and look dead or possessed .
Well later that evening took a stroll in Trinsic to find yes some elves and a miss Yates one of the elves was called Kendra… looks like a Daemons elf, Trinsicians there normal breed drow or elf with the odd Human about the streets . As usual the town is well, infected even without the cultist invasion bad enough I used to live near it sometimes.. Then some guard dropped a dead arm into the moat which was just lying in the west gate entrance, I see they’re also become uncivilized with the elven and Drow populace taking the city .
Well they’re screwed, anyhow some new trainee in the keep being a complete retard ended up getting shot for disobeying order’s then challenged me to a duel so I put him down like the rebellious dog he is, he’s one of these I only respect you if you can beat him down and show him your superior… he’s got the mentality of a tribal barbarian or a wolf.
Anyhow had my way with him.. Sitting on stools on duty.
Right another glorious day ahead.
I’m looking forward to wait I’m writing rubbish as usual… lets see what tomorrow brings.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

30 copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

Sunday 23rd November
Late winter


Yet another day, not to bad today with all these new trainee’s running around finally found some inspiration, Veteran’s and the regular bore me.. same old same old. I do enjoy breaking a new trainee into a soldier, someone once told me a theory, with eight trainee’s one will make it far, another two to Rookie and the rest probably footmen for there career.. but that’s only a theory.
Times the only thing, that may differ these days are far lighter than few years back.
Though I still have a dark place in my head that I keep travelling to, Regret.

I regret not spending more time with my family now they’re all gone, I miss them terribly and Laila is only what eighteen now so Young, been two years since she’s gone missing, not a day goes by where I look down the road in hope she or my mother will just walk down there, but as life is a complete bastard.. It’ll most likely never happen but yet hope is something that balances on my mind.
Well Sunday anyhow has been a rather good day, some new trainee I got to test his prowess he seems eager to learn which is always good to see probably make it to a Rookie, he only joined yesterday. Had him do some exercise and had a small chat with him, showed him how to effectively use an axe to feel tree’s and had to show him the use of making crates rather simple, then Dragged
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him off on some trip to Sacrifice where Sands and Harper helped, slay numerous rats and some meer,.
Bit of experience for him and some training, made a good sum of gold that went to the coffer’s, anyhow Sinclair’s back today haven’t seen him in awhile, good to see more returning and more trainee’s pouring in.
The Northern war has come to a halt with are number’s far superior to the Rebel’s.
Rest of the day was rather simple usual last man standing and kit inspection, I didn’t have two items bloody hell, Im never lending out my kit again, as its just hassle and a bother if you get charged.
Anyhow, after this we got taken to Khuldun by Annwyn was quite fun except for the Shadow things inside as usual, and the annoying flying swords… harmless just a pain in the arse to kill, anyhow after getting to the main chamber we had to head back due to low supplies or something, Oh well shame I was just getting warmed up.. also trekked back to Papua saw ruins of a Fortress loyal to Mondain statue inside there, evil bastards.. well Badlands isen’t a nice place everything’s so twisted and corrupt.. finally made it back home to be dismissed, ended up being shown Annwyn’s house before I buggered off to do some paperwork later
Yet another day, in this cesspool I call home, oh yeah what’s this Tanya’s been demoted to trainee and captains treating her like she’s useless, his own wife something not right anyhow that Leivere or whatever seems to close to the Captain, oh well..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Monday 24th December
Late Winter

Monday the glorious tavern night, well there was a good show on this eve.. days been pretty slow and weathers getting worst, also been two more invasions in Trinsic and Minoc, well just did some exercise for most of the day and some reading that book is rather strange .
Well rest of the day was a ball ache as usual except for the late evening, gathered some supplies for the Militia recruitment books and materials, and a large bundle of bandages.
This evening’s tavern entertainment was Annwyn and Louisa arguing quite funny.
Apparently Annwyn pushed her down some stair’s, never though Annwyn to be a violent person but you never know with people, ended up becoming a heated argument bit of drama’ is always good to watch though I missed payday shocking, have to wait two days now.
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Later that evening, Sergeant Wilkes had some trouble with trainee Stock’s, she’s just one of these trainee’s that’s a royal pain in the arse and doesn’t go away unless you scary enough or Captain Dart oh well never know with Stocks anyhow, had Wilkes baffeled.

End my evening ended up running off to Honesty with Annwyn to go seed hunting and kill Titan’s.. Seems I dislodged some kit there weapons was all.. Something that can be replaced easily, joys of having an uncle as a blacksmith, though he’s a complete twat anyhow.

Tomorrow be a more exciting day for me perhaps, received new from some inspector in Britain that the where about of my mother and sister may have been located, or well they’re supposed to have last been seen..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Tuesday 25th November
Late winter

Well yesterday was a more joyful day, as two good things have happened, I’m quite pleased and overjoyed to say I found someone I’d never think I’d see again and well, its lifted my spirit maybe that prayer to the Avatar worked after all been searching for five years with no luck with the loss of my Brother and Father, seems that feeling of hope did come true after all.

Beside the day I travelled late evening to gather some supplies hearing about the invasion in Minoc, I rushed to its defence met by a small group of taint’s we engaged the Dragon that had made the same effect on the Trinsician’s madness. Minocian Militia we had trained were fighting everything wildly myself, the taints and the Dragon in the mist of t all a Butcher named Alfred jumped out at the Dragon striking it with a cleaver, something odd he never got hit once even from the powerful Magiks the Dragon unleashed devastating the taint’s and myself that we ha to fall back.. persistency and determination lead us to strive and fight harder, avoiding the Minocian’s as we could and focusing on the Dragon, first time I saw it my world just shattered with the look in its eyes with killing two of these beasts already think.
I’d be used to it but no still seems to scare me of how large and mighty it is, nothing is like it not even a Golden Balron or Greater Dragon could fell this beast, maybe about thirty guards could kill it after a day of fighting.
Took us a day and a half this time to fell the creature smoke, ember and ruin left the street’s as black clouds polluted the nights air, shadows raced across the streets as the fighting got even more intense.
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As day broke the Dragon was severely crippled and finally, gave edge its movement became that of a tiresome state and so we gave it everything archers and the wycthes pouring onto its arrow, bolt and fire while I hacked at its legs. Beast fled into an Alley only to be trapped on both sides where it met its doom the souls from it or whatever they are exploded an the ground exploded into riches of gold and gems which I did collect and distribute to Minocian’s who’s city had been devastated.
Now wouldn’t surprise me if Vesper took advantage and invaded, bloody cowards when the war ends Vesperian rebels will meet a good hanging.
Well I made my way anyhow to the healer’s my arm got buggered up when the Dragon threw me against a building, bloody well hurt seems, I dislocated it slightly so healer pops it back in.
Never told me it was going to be damn right painful, closed my eyes and opened them peering at the beds and I still don’t believe it I keep looking back at her while she sleep’s its my mother, haven’t seen her in five years since my father murdered and her and my sister went missing, I just pushed the healer aside and rushed to her side taking her hand and calling her, five years I’ve been searching…I got a little out of her but she seems in lots of pain and extremely tired, when I mentioned the death of my father she feinted and just slept, healer told me she’d been found by the Minocian on patrol , large group of bandits had been plaguing the city in Valoria so they set out to, eliminate this treat, found my mother and a few other’s from the city he said anyhow and brought her here .
Well Im going to stay here tonight have her moved to Yew healer in the Morning wait what’s that…. I hear screaming and roaring, great the invaders are back....

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Wednesday 26th November
Late Winter


Well we’ve managed to push back the invading forces higher into the city, human invader’s are accompanied by creatures from Swamp’s, rather strange beside that Citizen’s have received the thieving trait this invasion.
Seems to bring In the chaos, there looting and pillaging shops and houses. Taint’s have managed to find the Dragon leading the invasion and weaken it, I think it’s time to take my mother to Yew quickly using a horse I lead her from the city quickly, had to cut down two citizen’s that tried to steal her necklace and kept trying to take things from me forcefully as they were using weapons oh well, effects of this invasion is crippling the minds of the common.
Not my finest moment I’ll pray for them later, killing mindless innocent’s is not really something you want to do on a day to day basis but as the world is currently under this threat it’s becoming worse, I reached Yew healer’s with my mother where
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I’ve paid for the best care possible, apparently she has some type of fever and its draining her severely.
Best I can do is visit her often and pay for the best care possible, while doing my duty to the best of my ability which I’ve not had time to do last few day’s.
Tonight I went to grab something from a merchant in Luna and headed back to the keep for the Graveyard shift, boring as usual has Annwyn to keep my company and soon after Richard’s who I ended up duelling then giving her some advice on weapons to use before taking her on a patrol to the Solen ant caves, where she though it’d be funny to run through a puddle of acid.
Whatever floats your boat I guess, I did tell her what would happen if she did oh well Managed to slay several queen’s and destroy a couple of egg’s also the inspection of the water purifying device, seems fine.
Well beside that not much else done except go to check on my mother..
Tomorrow’ always brings a new hope but, where will the invasion be next .

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Thursday 27th November
Late Winter


Well my mother seems fine still her condition is stabling and she seems to be recovering, I left early that morning to place a couple of banner’s around before heading off for some sleep been up all evening . Though I am overjoyed and happy shes alright to some extent Im worried about the situation regarding Brittannia.
Minoc was attacked a third time today and Britain also two days with no sign of the siege swaying or so I heard didn’t end up being like that .
Well Im worried about other things I’ve got this urge to kill something and be violent at times.
Im beginning to think the invasion maybe taking its tole on my mind through long exposure but that are only premature thinking, will see how things turn out in coming days .
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Perhaps meditation or something odd like those weird monks do in Tukuno, could definitely do with something to calm my mind acting is always been strong point for me and hiding feeling’s yet I’ve let it slip in recent days several times .
Well instead of writing a mental profile in my ledger, today’s events were amusing as such we had a debate on what to do which with idea’s of Radek playing with himself and his horse, getting maps of Esaflowne and well might as gone a nursery stood there messing about for at least twenty minutes and ended up going to an empty siege less Britain which had no Dragons in it.
Lying bastard town criers all the same . Ended up having to lead everyone to the citadel full of Yellow skin moron’s, how I love this place we made quite a lot of gold off the dead assassins and screaming retards in that place also my armour took one hell of a hammering they’re quite effective but are healing drills just are outmatched through Brittannia, was one hell of a fight quite tiring but fun must have been over two hundred yellow skins we killed teach the slit eyes.
Besides that ended the evening with a nice drink of wine, also met Annwyn’s older sister Meinwen quite a nice girl, she was quizzing me on tonight’s happening.
Well another early start get those banner’s placed out and about again..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Friday 28th November
Late Winter


Another winter day cold as Ice in mid summer, weather seems to get worse everyday. More horror’s and evils, join the word as they approach innocent cities driving the town and city folk insane, what’s to do?
For over five days I’ve moved from city to city to battle invading forces beside Vesper, each time I see crime and madness, Trinscian’s murdering the kings deer killing everything living by the gate, then attacking me most likely innocent but can’t be helped kill or be killed situation. In a better place now anyhow, city of Trinsic has been completely overrun with none of the duchy guards in sight..
Ended up tackling a few cultist’s and Orcs, spilling there blood on the golden floor of Trinsic.. they’re numerous here and some citizen’s aided me in fighting back the cultist’s I left at news of an invasion in Yew.
By the time I got there siege was already underway screaming and cowardice had struck though few stood up and attacked the well armed cultist’s found Jasmine battling a cultist and aided her in taking the bugger down with some help from the local butcher
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and his workmen, was a good little fight alongside Yew’s citizenry and inspiring we rushed to town centre to find Crimson Dragon fighting a bunch of taint’s and creating a fire star.
Dragon as usual fell eventually after a long hard fight and then the usual gathering of riches. But in our case checking for any citizen’s still alive... which was unsuccessful.
Went to check on my mother’s condition and she seems to be recovering quickly, perhaps in a week I can move her to my house on the other side of Yew or to her house in Britain.

Later this evening I had the guardsmen perform some repairs on the healers in the city, one of the largest healer’s in Britannia need’s to be up and running especially with the wounded from the invasion, was only temporally the repair’s to a new carpenter was in town, with the other one dead, so much death its bothering me and the last thing I need later that evening is an annoying ex-fiancé that thinks I still love her after she’s tried to kill me so many times.
Obsessive, enough to even try as she’d probably rather see me dead than with someone else.. I know its harsh but honestly, I wasn’t satisfied I know that myself, so I lived a lie for nine years and hurt her, even though I still slightly care for her as a friend.
Well had to get Miller to take her away as she was breaking that curfew of five paces and wouldn’t leave me alone.
What to do…could kill her with that urge no to much hassel.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

250 Copper awarded for an excellent Ledger and events run.

[Kevin Longshot]

Saturday 29th November
Late Winter


Oh well where to start today been rather lazy day with a busy week, I’ve decided to actually get some sleep for once and get up later.
Felt more energetic today went to check on my mother again and spent a few hours with her, telling her about the last five years and how I’d been searching for them for those year’s, that I’d broken up with my fiancé and other things.
She seemed quite tired by the discussion so I ended up leaving her to rest again .
Rest of the day was a doodle really went to that physical mental thing of Floria’s ended up some random idiot trainee who I late got to execute, though it’d be funny to try and kill Lady D’Gar. He managed to knock her down but instead went down like a rocket, then Vandor was being an arse and listening to lady D’Gar and not his superior so I had a go at the thick bastard, he couldn’t resist but say something back so a bolt went his way.
Teach the old uneducated prick,
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He armoured up and chased me into the forest with no armour on at all still managed to take him down retard, he finally got up came back and stared at me like some weird stalker. Thing with Kros is he’s a sore looser, yeah besides Vandor we executed that trainee and he was dragged off to be buried.
Later took Annwyn and that old footman returning Lariss Lebel on a patrol to Chaos to kill a balron or two, ended up taking one and running into a bloody Balron lord in its golden flesh.
Beside that informant returned again to be a nuisance as usual…
Citizen’s can be bloody pains.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Sunday 30th November
late Winter

Today was really just a day of fighting, another lazy lyin for a few hours and then got to business been sorting my gear out for another expedition as such, need to just get the go ahead from command I figured if I take a break I’d loose that urge to kill thing’s linking it with stress now and depression but honest what the hell do I have to be stressed and depressed about.
I’m declaring myself morally sane for the moment, last man standing today was strange came third anyway,, but getting to that point of hating my crossbow and bow, getting that liking to the axe again always did prefer close up and personal.
Well anyhow came Third in that last man standing the Wilkes and Walker battered each other for first place and Wilkes took it again third week in a row oh well, am still owned my Birthday Last mad standing Halberd as well.., be another age till I get that most likely.
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Well Harper had us do some clothes stealing game and Walker won it with Annwyn, I was just trying to knock everyone much easier.
Well Champions tournament tonight and well I want to win it this time, but guess odds were against me came fourth in all but was clobbered by Vandor and Walker, wooden shields are useless against maces and crossbow they just let them right through… or splinter everywhere. And then that crossbow I used was a joke giving up on archery.
And guess what Walker won Champions tournament hopefully next time we can use fancy moves…, maybe make it easier for myself and other’s.
Later on me, Gotrek and later on Smit went to badlands to have some fun with the retarded taint populace; as usual there intelligence is rather well poor.
Oh well another day of life gone by, another day older and another day wiser.
And met some transferred Rookie Maddox something from Jhelom he seems alright watcher recruit bet we see him in leather soon enough.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Monday 1st of December
Late Winter

Yes something always about a Monday that’s strange, no idea why but there is today I spent time making a anniversary gift for Wilkes to give to Cordelia.
So visited the florist’s in Trinsic for some rare rose’s black roses and blood red one, before heading off to the tinkers to find a suitable necklace found a necklace with nearly three thousand odd diamonds in it expensive but he’s got to pay me back for it, sixty copper would do nicely.
Arranging the box wasn’t to hard put a few Champions in there and few lit lanterns, place the roses around it nicely and place an expensive pillow in the middle with the necklace on top, oh well on my way back ended up fighting some Daemons in Yew again this invasion comes to are fair town, a travelling merchant didn’t catch her name got caught by a maddened healer which I had to kill to save her and myself.
She was pretty hot to be honest but oh, well one of those faces you see and then never again. Richard’s came by later and some weird woman wanted to look at her nose said she was a healer…
Anyhow went home to plan for all the furnishing to be done, then headed
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back a couple hours later for Smit’s thing was a race to the Brigand fort and back I came First, with Harper second, Young Third and Tanya fourth. Wilkes claimed he came first, and so we just let him stop him moaning like a child. It’s only a game; oh he gave me that Copper for the gift. After this I headed to Maginicia to the rumours of the undead rising from the ruin’s. A whole army of undead and cultist’s, made a shimmering sea different colour’s and weapons gleamed in the sun, flicking and dancing as the approached a bunch of taint’s and myself fought them back, and then that Dragon that appears after so many of its minion’s have fallen.
Oh later was in the tavern discussing Smit’s philosophy on what a date was, pushing Llama’s onto his girlfriend, begging and other things. Smit’s a little weird but I consider him a friend just, well he’s not so bad when you take him to kill something.
Lead a short patrol one of them ones that falls apart before it really gets going, Sinclair left us early, Jasmine got lost and stuck in mud. So just ended up killing some wycth horses” Nightmares”, which retard called them that seen more fearsome mongbats, called the patrol off though we did kill quite a few beasts and creatures around Umbra.
We never got to doom shame I was missing the slaughter ahead… always another day and more numbers to avoid slaughter!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Tuesday 2nd December
Late Winter


Well today can’t say I’ve been exactly busy, more so been for my own mentality. Meditating seems to help actually, its boring but it seems to clam my nerves and sense leaves my conscious clear for a matter of hours or maybe day’s depends really, but some orc decided to show up and talk in that retarded language, they call orcish. It came to a slow and painful death, not exactly meditation so I ended up in Yew again fight off once again another bunch of cultist’s and Daemons, yes that dragon also.. Something changes in me every time I see that beast, or did should I say now I just want to kill it.
As usual it was slain and all of the citizen’s return to normal the taint’s go into there blue gates and teleport off to find the next invasion spot, myself headed off for another attempt at meditation at the fall’s which was successful I was there for most of the day or so, before returning later to head after a patrol to the Fan dancer Dojo in Isamu-Jima, once I got there killed two of them screaming whores and then they left.. sod’s law.
Went and checked up on my plant’s Annwyn was growing for me, they’re looking pretty great. “Annwyn botany expert!” Was saying how I prefer the Yewish country side to Britain now.
Anyhow ended up seeing Meinwen later on again and having a laugh with her as usual, then Smit though we were going out or something. Trying to make me and her embarrassed tit!,
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she’s got a way of annoying Oldar. Anyhow gave her a dress, I’d made yes bit of a female hobby and I’d get mocked for it, but again one thing that stops me from wanting to kill complete utter retard’s.
Ended up taking Joseph, Smit, Gotrek and Meinwen to the Raven not the nest. and Ravenwood inn. Two nice little taverns outside of Trinsic, away from elves and Drow lovely.
Well we found some mistletoe on the way back and everyone ended up kissing Meinwen, Footman Patterson was all over her like he’d never done it before and Jasmine and Meinwen kissed, Patterson got al excited probably wet his pant’s. Honestly who hasn’t seen two girls kiss before?
Well I decided to call it a night early shift and all so Meinwen gave me a hug and then decided to escort me home, yeah I think I like her, probably be strange though Annwyn being her sister and all.. oh well see how things play out.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Wednesday 3rd December
Late Winter


An early start yesterday started by helping some civilian’s at the dock’s, near the abbey had to shift some supplies to the town and that Carpenter’s come in as well only staying temporarily his names Benjamin from Minoc of all places he’s pretty dedicated and went off to work promptly.
Spent most of the morning trying to meditate after that, was someone successful but got called to the keep yes, yew’s been invaded again, usual grab your kit get in there drive them back Annwyn and myself headed off to tackle the forces helped by a bunch of taint’s and there pet monsters, never really got how you could tame a Dragon. Must be some magic involved or something.
Probably a curse of some evil kind. We slew many of the cultist’s and couple of Daemon’s before Jasmine and Trainee Dante arrived to join in with the remainder wasn’t long before we were fighting the Dragon again.
As usual it erupted the ground with riches, and such! As usual gathered up numerous gems and large amount of gold. It went to the stores thirty thousand odd. Later that evening some strange wycth elf lover woman came to the keep, some father decided to be a tit and give me lashes as I proved him wrong, oh well.
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I don’t fear the Church, but I will obey them without question to a certain point.
Same templar inspected are pack’s and was moaning about how no one had tithed to the Church in a long time, run a mass then or something rather simple.
Rest of night was amusing ended up bullying Madsen and getting some addition fitness training, he’s so generous, a battle in Vesper and one later in Stonekeep where we annihilated there forces swiftly and efficiently with few losses of are own.
Chased some idiot elf archer through the forest till he became fatigued where I ended it, he never got up.
Oh also took Meinwen out to dinner last night was quite well, I had a good time.
Perhaps something will start from the friendship oh well never know till you ask, if I got the balls to…

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Friday 5th December
Late Winter


Friday coming to the end of yet another week in the service of the Militia, winter has crept in quickly, and yes its my thirtieth birthday joy.
Can’t say it’s been the best one, no woman to greet me In the morning and another early day, well not really got a it of a lay in for once and then, sorting out the moving in and stuff. Probably go live at my room at Gotrek’s again, saves me trekking home so much.
Mother’s walking again now which is great and will be taking her back to Britain on Sunday. Well least Im feeling better this week and not wanting to kill things as much, guess its actually cause I can talk about thing’s with others, or well perhaps cause im sort of dating her.
Oh well verdict is im sane once more, I hope.
Can say these cloak’s are irritating me they looks stupid on most of the Guardsmen except for Madsen, defines what he is stupid bastard , in my eyes anyhow.
So besides the cloaks all is fine really, did some banners here and there, had a chat with Jasmine and such before she shot off for a morning nap. Oh then I went to do some reading till some more woke up.
Later in the evening hardly any guards showed up for Fraser’s Wyrm hunting so, I let him have mine instead time slot, when we
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had more we investigated the origin of the Dragon invasion in dastard seems wycthes are teleporting the Dragons into the city of Britian and Daemons to Yew. So they’re one mystery solved of how Dragons and Daemons got into Yew, now the rest of the places Trinsic, Moonglow, Magincia and Minoc.
Rest of the evening was an easy one, manned the road block, trained Smit, Patterson and Richard’s with advanced healing techniques to deal with drastic bleeding, they seemed to get it also taught them how they should work together instead of chasing after me in a fight I’ll pick them off one by one, being an expert skirmisher, all about the battle axe.
Also dragged them off to patrol the deserts of Makoto-Jima and then to Spiritually to slay a couple of undead, Smit was attacked by pixies as was his foe the golden skeleton which I made a nice sketch of getting… “Ganked” is the word, I think.
Yeah oh well thirty years old now, getting old.. Quickly, let’s see what Saturday brings.
Probably death at this rate..

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

230 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

Saturday 6th December
late Winter


A day over thirty, and no wiser you might say, but I’ve learned much in the last few days. Life is cruel and harsh but, with the cruelty also comes that of many great things. For Instance, I got a decent job well besides some superior’s, pretty well off and got a nice house that need furnishing also, have a relationship going on the side sort of difficult, finding time during the day so late night and preferred.
When I’m not working of course.
Yeah so anyhow, had a pretty good week so far. Can’t complain really except for those lashes the other day, beside that all is just great. Tried some of that meditation again, starting to get pretty good at it quite spiritual releasing your anger this way and letting things go.
Well besides that rest of the day was pretty good did some wrestling training where I was against Harper, ended up just blocking her punches until I got bored and just dropped to the floor to save torment. Worked like a charm then pretty much everyone started on Wilkes.
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Oh also people can’t do there line up’s these days and arm there parade arms, quite funny really perhaps I should run a few drilling session to make there ears and feet bleed till they get it right always fun, pain is a good means of teaching not to disobey.
It’s a stage of any humanoid psychology pain, it can be linked tastes or bad experience it’s a learning curb is all, some will learn from it other will not.
Well Besides all that we did some team un-armoured battling, which we were targeted first being the biggest threats and then an attack and Defence stage.
Had to also take on nine Guardsmen un-armoured with Gotrek and myself the same, I got a few but we both went down quickly, next time round Gotrek was allowed some armour which worked in out favour, he went down after taking a good beating, but I took six of the nine down in no armour before falling to the Besiegers and Wilkes. Not to bad with battle axe could have lasted longer perhaps.
Rest of the evening, just spoke to Meinwen really and that was that, oh and had some duelling practice with Smit.
Yeah thirty and a day, life goes quickly can’t believe been here ten years.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Sunday 7th December
Late Winter


Sunday another day of rest, for most of the day just been sorting things out really at my room at Gotrek’s, be much easier for me when I start my early shifts, especially with my house being far past Nihion in a valley, without much furniture not to mention no kitchen yet, bit of a bastard living there.
So while it’s all being sorted be renting from Gotrek, for my room and kitchen, also have daily activities of keeping the orc’s from stealing apples from the tree’s. Damn green skins, always trying to be a pain, least they don’t come near there anymore otherwise they get cut down.
So whatever anyway, that evening Walker had us participate in a battle Royale, I’ve heard about these things basically a free for all with only weapons and armour you find within an area and then have to kill or beat the hell out of each other, yeah it was alright, Wilkes won again.. as someone didn’t take his mace, Oh well always be another one.
Oh also Patterson did some lecture on maces, to be honest though good description and lesson, to be honest I really didn’t care! I’m never going to touch a mace,a good battle axe will always be more effective with the power I put behind them.
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Well only thing they’ve good for is well, perhaps smashing armour to pieces quickly, as long as it isn’t my own.
Enough of my hateful writing anyway, so one of the Besieger’s murdered loads of animal’s and several deer, and nothing was done so called king’s Law book might as well have been shredded with the lack of guidance it gives.
Anyhow showed Meinwen, the room I was living in and such and said she could live there, and I’d stay in a bunk at the dorms. Least I know she’ll be safe here with Gotrek and the rest of the Crossarms, also left her a surprise in a box. “A pearl necklace”, she was overjoyed with it. Sort of a moving in gift, Gotrek’s house got raided by many people including Gumby who decided to well, wear some of Meinwen’s dresses then stick on a jester suit half naked. Weird bastard, anyway after this dealt with a bunch of common thugs who tried to attack Gotrek’s house usual futile attempt they get axed or shot. Rest of the evening I spent with Meinwen, we headed to the Falls in Yew, sat on the beach with her and talked. Hmm the first kiss, feels strange but a good strange. Well, going back to Yew ended up both staying in my room at Gotrek’s, for another early shift.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Monday 8th December
late Winter


Today’s been a day of Daemons for me, past and present and literally in general.
Started the day out to find an imp wandering around outside Gotrek’s keep one had robbed a bottle of that ale from the brewery bloody things.
There it was laughing with it little girly voice till an axe, split its feeble body in half.
Pesky thing’s like pixies just more annoying and always stealing and tricking people.
Well anyhow, evening was rather tense been a day of fighting Daemon’s first to Chaos with Smit to slay a nest of Balrons must have been ten or more, some succubus a golden Daemon and a Phoenix, also those annoying fire elements and baby Dragons.
A good sum of gold was brought back, from this patrol. Oh Tavern evening was extremely boring hardly anyone was there ended up just being me and Shunji and Daelia .
I went off duty for a couple of hours and sorted out some paperwork regarding my rent at Gotrek’s, before returning to a stroll about Yew… Invasion had taken place again had been three days of peace not long enough.
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Houses burned again and cultists were slaying citizens, the screaming of the fleeing and moan of the wounded and dying carry across the smoking filled sky.
Torment for someone as myself, death is a regular occurrence these day’s.
Daemon’s charge at me and cultists scream fanatically with there war cries and spells!
Soon just me left, with there bloodied and battered corpses left to waste away.
I met Smit and soon later Richard’s so I lead them around the town fighting off the invading forces of Daemons and so forth, we managed to hold the town centre for awhile giving the taint’s the time to move in and aid us with there whatever, pets you may call them..
Wasn’t soon after the Crimson Dragon showed it’s face to complete wipe out a bunch of fleeing peasant’s with its fire, ashes were all that remained.
A long fire broke out with Vandor joining into help finally the beast was dead.
Early shift tomorrow, oh well a nice long rest perhaps or I’ll stay off duty.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

Tuesday 9th December
Late Winter

Yesterday was just another day of invasion’s, first the dream that invaded my sanity so many times after the Yew Mill. That dream brought me many night of no sleep or very little, vengeance is all I felt at one point and hate.
But now those responsible are dead or have been severely punished.
Less I mention no names as they’re not worth mentioning, the invasions have started again of last eve today Trinsic and Skara fell under heavy siege from Element’s and cultist’s however the invasion in Skara was quickly dealt with by a large number of taint’s and upon my arrival the Crimson was almost dead as my blade was about to land
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it died, as usual the surrounding area was exploding in riches and as usual disappears within moments.
Trinsic on the other hand has suffered with little resistance fighting back at the Orc and cultist’s they’ve taken most of the city except the dock’s which is confusing as it’s a key location for troops to land and liberate the city, on other hands Western bank was pretty clear and most of the town was secured to where the Tavern is with help from a few taint’s me and Smit managed to push them back as far as the Trinsician barracks.
Was a bloody ambush when hordes of them poured round the corner though, we tactically withdrew and headed back to Yew.
See what the situation is still tomorrow.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

110 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

13th December to January 27th
Late Winter

Seems day’s ago I was fighting off the hordes, of the invading Cultist armies of the Shadowlords or so I suspect they are. Myself and Kratos on a small recon mission early I nthe day of Moonglow found some most daunting and terrifying creatures some of which I’ve never seen in my life, they’re foul twisted shapes seem to wade In the Darkness as a dark aura glistens off there hides or skin.
The Cultists are Dark Angel’s from the Moonglow portal before this, happened Marked by the crater.
I remember seeing that fellow with his tarot cards and giving me a choice that Dark place stank of, death and evil it felt wrong and unnatural. Anyway, less talk! Me and Kratos managed to investigate an elf infestation that was trying to overthrow the outskirts of the city, bloody creatures they all died the same, also had a civl chat with him, regarding women with his questions…Did Mention Meinwen, cant believe it really, especially with Holly ready to gorge my eyes out.
We found a bunch of cultist’s patrolling the western road, was there graveyard by the time me and Kratos had finished with the belligerent swines.
We moved through the western entrance and brought few more to an early death, before hastily retreating to the Moongate for the time being… I remember fighting In Yew and Moonglow, Crimson dragon wouldn’t die and so we retreated and in Yew we though loads of Daemons that evening as well. Annwyn decided to moan at me for bringing more Daemons to be slaughtered, Joseph’s task of “Delivering presents to the people of Yew” Wasn’t very successful
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….Walker went to deliver a present parent’s had slaughtered there children and were tearing there entrails apart.. Lovely stuff this invasion, shadowlords are sick twisted bastards.
Also that woman got beaten up or something, never really found out what happened Wilkes probably knows more let him deal with that woman or now anyway.
Another day was Fitness training Smit did, I miss that fellow good friend wish he’d just bloody well come back off his pilgrimage,… yeah poor girl doesn’t realise its not a damn pilgrimage.. Oh well he’ll be back eventually.
That book “Justice” was fantastic, though it hailed man and elf as being equal.

Much has happened in between from battles and training to vigorous, tiring and dangerous patrols, Tripps has also transferred to Britian and was going to be promoted to a Drill officer. Lucky bastard or not…
Well had all them Guardsmen painting the other day and such, Shelly the town crier gave us some amusing gossip Annwyn rolling about In the hay with Walker, and Cordelia only putting out on payday,… Shellys a right bitch but it was funny, not when the templar arrived and she said about Annwyn, she must of crapped herself!
So… besides that spent bit of time with Meinwen but not much.. and went on some quest to Deciet with that elf king and the garrison, got a bit of recognition from the Elf King, maybe he ain’t to bad… I still don’t know hes an elf can’t trust him.
Yes see what the future brings? More war? Peace? Or Complete Chaos?!
Ah right also got Tripps old house I've been doing up bloody pain in the arse, its massive...


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

100 Copper awarded for the events and content of your Ledger.

[Kevin Longshot]

15th-22nd Febuary
Early Spring


Last week or so's been pretty eventful but still quite tedious and the same old. Really just been doing my normal duties, praying and so forth, also lead a couple of patrols here and there, keeping are beloved lands nice and clear of scoundrels and other blights on the nation.
Gladly mostly quiet and little sign of a war except for probally in the ranks of us having this Gold and Grey crap. Building tensions on each side for those that take it seriously, won't surprise me if someones killed next time. Need to be focusing more o nthe combat training than capturing objectives with dye tub's not entirely relistic.. just stupid in my opinion, also Wilkes is letting us down the idiot haven't seen him in weeks and he's our damn leader! Well being the sub commander of gold team deputy or personal lackey of Wilkes some call it..chatting bollocks as usual they are.
Oh also Im getting married to Meinwen, a good day will remember it! Oh and a good night as well, though I didn't get much sleep... which was crap with the early shift next morning still was worth being late.
So Margera's doing some terrain training exercises they're well helpful in some respect just the winter survial clothing looks horrid and gets in the way.. had to build a few shelters and debated on those Snow bears stupid creatures.
Yeah so.. also did that lovely patrol to the destroyed village in Homare-Jima to find some rather sick act's of the Yeller's and they're strange creatured friends guessing the undead there were... the poor wandering souls who wanted revenge and there was a Yamadon..
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Oh I hate those bloody things well we killed it gave it a few kick's lost some gear all in all Good patrol!
Then there was a couple of engagements with Covians and Vesperian got a kill count of three though we were vastly outnumbered.. still not like us this Gold and Grey's making us Shabby I recon... Captured Escaflwone, and didn't turn out to well when a whole mob of Vesperian and Covian thugs cme to the keep managed to get two here... idiot's.. but they tried to take Sineal we got him back though with a little tactics.
We ended up in Cove on an ambush, starting yet another war... the Joy. We should march on Vesper before they have chance to attack Minoc again.. if it means little skirmishes on key target's and locations using dirty techinques so be it, Rebels are scum and blight which we will purge or we should anyway.
Though they have Formidable forces currently well numbers wise anyhow.
Best get recruiting and fetching back those lazy bastards from leave.. speaking of which Im going on another... call me a hypocrit couldn't give a damn want to spend some time with the wife to be and all.
Will go throw some paper's at the Captain and get moaned at..fined or something never know these days.
Right there a bastard rat in my libary... Best get rid of it before sh.....

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

70 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

22ndFebuary-1stMarch
Early Spring

Well pretty much like every other week same old duties except this Caravan we had with “Supplies for Trinsic”, was going all well until some Celtic rebel’s Cedarwood ones attacked haven’t seen any around my house or the rest of Cedarwood. Haven’t seen any at all since that last battle in Cedarwood years ago, always a remnant who continues the trouble no one there that looked like Ap Ryn.
I suppose he’s dead, they were poorly organised and really didn’t stop us at completing our objective, only time they came close was then they took the horses down cowardly bastards, in return we chased and hunted them down but more seem to come.
Like a warren of rabbits fleeing from fire when they charged, to bad they were killed as easily as rabbit’s, I was taken a blow by some of there wycth shaman’s damn Celts.
Just took the rest of the supplies other had left, we had to guard and compound some for a while. An aid force came from Trinsic with a spare horse to carry the good’s, ambush at the Trinsic/Biritan Bridge had left us with no horse to carry the goods and we weren’t going to drag them.. well I ended up dragging a hell lot of wood in my bedroll back to Trinsic bloody tiring was some miles of woodland.
Trinsician’s helped me with it seeing I was obviously a bit red cheeked took a bloody breather and carried on to the dock’s to stash the supplies.
Havenshawk was being a tit later on and abusing his power not that he really has any trying to force us to clean things. Then Madsen beat him to death with a book and conversations involving oil and bed. Would have been funny for a Monk to have been spying.. Those talking about it would have got a right set of lashes.
Sunday was same as usual high tensions and some unrealistic dying and dropping balls rubbish of a certain colour in places.
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Oh well, was the last week of it thank the bloody Avatar! There was this last team standing which ended up being the usual Besieger’s always standing… and there teaming method’s and Madsen was saying how he only did Drow women explains why no one will touch him though really.. As apparently drow females have more muscle than males.
Spent the rest of the evening really in the Tavern with Meinwen, Leo and Aiden also Gotrek and Bentic briefly… and then had a good night’s rest well ish, Bentic... got some sort of an illness though hes sort of weird anyway, oh well..
Was a bit woken up from happening’s and all… bagball team recruiting is quite exhausting and tiresome if you know what I mean .

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

3rd March
Early Spring



Another day of the Guardsmen life never any difference it seems fighting off invading Orcs in Trinsic, Chasing off terrorist who find there daily amusement and pathetic excuse of a life beating up helpless Footmen who can’t even heal a simple poison wound.
Sometimes I wonder what the hell is going on Trinsic had another effect on me again like those old Surging headaches when I was In the town’s like a voice in my head telling me to do violent things.
Well I mercilessly slaughtered all those bloody orcs one by one and a few Cultist’s then had that Footman Havenshawk run past screaming like a demented four year old…”Help!” So I peer behind him and there’s three Orc’s… Moron! I’ve seen trainee’s tougher than him only thing is there dead, so perhaps he made the right choice little git.
So we stayed for awhile with the help of a Citizen and his pet Dragon… Damn snotty nosed taint I’d rip his throat out and defile his body with a knife, well that’s how I felt at the time anyway.
Blasted wycthery in these invaded towns.
Anyhow managed to clear the West gate, jailhouse and also Inn area of hostile forces before we withdrew least the Trinsician’s will have a base of operation’s.
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Oh that prick Footman beater running around haven in his queer leather suit! I shot In the leg and chased him into Old Haven he shat himself! Fled like a Yeller with a Beetle up his arse why they live near a desert full of them I don’t know.
So besides that brought an Ostard Im going to train up and then sell Annwyn insisted on teaching me the basic’s she told me about.. three or four years ago when that little one of her’s was just born, I started taking the piss and she got all serious and arsy.
Sent some empty threat’s my way so we had an argument and some nonsense talk and then, a friendly talk...Oh well shit happens all be forgotten tomorrow.
Walker came and stopped her thank the Higher being, then turned in for the Night freezing Northern wind’s a blasted pain in the arse…..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

4th March
Early Spring

Yet another day at the garrison in Haven.. no impulses or voices.
Just the annoying squawking on seagulls so.. decided to get up and shoot a few before deciding to place banner’s literally all over Haven and Luna.
Also set up some recruitment stall that I left after awhile so that people could grab a free leaflet while I was gone for awhile, headed back to the temporally sleeping area with the large winged man inside.. freak.
So last night we had some weird battle training where two taint’s got to command us… just great one actually gave good order’s but was still a retard other was a complete moron and should hang himself by his testicles if he has any tit.
Finally managed to have my own team which crushed the stupid taint’s, even though team I was on won most of the time.
Need to practice my archery as well got a little rusty on all the ethics of it and trick etc.
So captain had us go on a patrol and well.. when we reached the dock’s an armada of sea monster’s came at us from everywhere! ” kraken’s, Sea dragons and Water elements… luckily we were there to save the day and shoot the things down while the Besieger’s and Aiden hacked away at there tentacles and heads.
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Then the Guards from Britian decided to turn up and walk on water. About time, weird ballistic bints.
Captain had us do a last man standing on the roof, ended up being me and Annwyn left I challenged her to an Archery duel which I won so, maybe Im not as rusty as I though.
Then just handed out a few tasks to the remainder to do in the absence of the Captain…
Apparently the Vesperians want to engage us tomorrow..est get some sleep to kick there arses!

~Signed~

[Kevin Longshot]

5th&6th March
Spring


ANother day in this crap town! Lovely taint's and moron who can't even speak correctly kind of amusing sometimes and other just bloody annoying.
Escorted some citizen's across town as they were scared of few Vesperians loitering around, so for a good deed just did it, Public relations and all.
So got me armour osrted out after that and rounded a few Guardsmen up to follow up on some reports from an Archeolgist in Umbra seem's they'd disturbed a Tomb of some sort.. also got Annwyn and Ostard.
Tomb was in a really bad shape looked like a pyramid inside just undead... and more undead.. not so archeolgist more like they'd been grave robbing.

So fighting what seemed to be endless mobs of skeltons, mummy's and Zombies also those bats! And some weird Blue thing I saw! Geez it just attacked me we killed it after a while still, that thing was insane!
Everythign went quiet for a moment and I had chance to look around well ordering them to look for an exit as slow moving undead hordes march towards us found some foot prints going under a wall and had one of them check it while we fought off the undead... finally got out not going in there again without an army.
We headed back to the camp and then headed off to see a Tree man before heading back.
Smit's back as well thankfully got someone sne back again well slightly sane.
Had a bit of a spar with him kicked his arse.
And headed off to to find a panicing footman going on about this horrid Corpse someone had defiled
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in town turned out to be a Scholar who'd done it well what the Footman said... Idiot, so apolgised to the man and got the Footman to clean it up.
Later on we completely smashed Vesperian Forces that entered New Haven to stir up trouble..shot one of Stirling men in the foot to be literally knocked like a felled tree to the floor.
Then Vance did some civilian handling training and put his knee in my bollock's the bloody bastard... then we dealt with a Mouthy Covian politely.
Finished the Night with a drink of wine and chat in the Inn nearby the fort.
Day left and I'll be recruiting again for that bagball team...

So next day rather simplemet a retard who wa talking to Annwyn, taught two Covians a lesson and watched Damon kill a Daemon alone, well I made him do it... practice is all and then again I just went home!
Im going to enjoy the homecomming if I can make it past the hall.


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

120 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

*After sometime of searching a dusty looking book is found amoungst the libary piles, peering at with only the moon reflecting through a nearby window a figure stands and places it down unlocking the book with a crooked key*

[Kevin Longshot]

14th&15th June
Late Blossom Early Summer


Well I haven't written in here for month's why I don't know.. just yesterday I had this urge to pick up my pen and write again so here it goes. Times have become harsh though we've been fortunate with the many new Trainee's joining the rank's and more to come so.
Vesper still as ever attempts to destroy our state of Yew with acts of terrorism claiming them just and the dictator Casca is still on the throne or was. We'll have to build a nice pyre for him they day we burn him alive and anything else with him pitiful fool of an elf.
Beside that got my silver ankh today about time...served seventeen year's as a transfer in Yew ,been up and down in the rank's, got a fiance that I'll probably never end up marrying at this rate.. haven't seen her in a while to be honest...to busy with duty and things make a note on that.
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Seen friend's leave and die, lost family dark times indeed lots of bad memories.
Beside the medal and liberating my damn home city for that elven tosspot, wonder where he is probably bleeding in a cave to death I hope few bolts in his back or poisoned and spasming feeling himself going cold as his organ's stop.
Me and Atheratii' went and did a little hunting found some half naked Yeller mating with some females ugly things I'd never touch one...filthy beasts and then couple of Daemons and a Succubus guess days been alright.. let's see what happens tomorrow.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

15th&16th June
Late Blossom Early Summer



It's seems the weathers picking up again... no wait that's bullshit it rained again today! Yew land of lush and mush.
Right today's been really strange to be honest instead of relaxing in the tavern.. we had to go blow up some orc cave' waste of time as they'll dig themselves out or by the looks of that book those seed's will what remains of them anyhow' say the least we certainly eliminated a good portion of those filthy pig's, blood river literally ran out of that cave before we left...
Really odd fighting alongside rebels.. well Nino' for a Wycth is alright I suppose not to bad looking either... but I'd still burn her for the hell of it.
Silly cow so then...
We've had that Vesperian Elaine about again.. complete Muppet things shes a Yewish citizen but fights for Vesper? How the hell does that work she must be mentally retarded or incapable of basic logic.
So with a nice boom! We blew up that orc cave anyhow Besieger's supplying the bombs kinda strange Smit didn't want anything to do with it then again... why'd he kill them? He's sort related to them I think..would explain the barbaric tendencies.

So my youngest brother come along today as well Callum, never really talk about him as he was a bit odd, been in a couple of protests in his days. Always been a little shit from my perspective but he's got a beard and talks like a damn peasant mother taught him better I'm sure. Then again I hardly talk like a blue blooded twat anymore... that's a Marksman's job.
Anyhow got him signed up and he's done alright.. later that eve yes later.

Dragged ten unlucky bastards off to fight the Ophidian Annwyn as usual goes off her rocker and turns into a hyperactive three year old "Yay! Ophidians!" What's to yay about they're bloody half snakmen who are bloody butcher's we massarced a whole hell lot of them for sure.. lost most of our gear...always replaceable keeps craftsmen in a job so not all that bad.
Annwyn was happy with her One hundred fifty coin and a snake skin.. weird girl.
That's my future sister in Law sometimes a worry and the fact she managed to get her sister' about by shouting for her in a foul manner... though Meinwen has got a bit of a big arse nothing wrong with it.
So haven't seen Meinwen in... I can't remember seems years but then again I've been really busy and late night sentry duty is crap with Recruit Hannah Morwill
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need her tongue ripped out so she stops talking...
So anyhow' ended up going treasure hunting seems Meinwen's been using my gold and copper for lesson's in map reading and actual reading which is fine...
When I found out she couldn't read I wanted to laugh... Im a harsh bastard sometimes I know. So we me a little bit say the least and.. saw Dolphin's Sea Serpent's.... Leon and his Old Corsair gear.. don't look bad perhaps Captain should have that division sorted again if someone capable of leading steps up.... Not Kros idiot..Good guard but an idiot.
So after all this treasure hunting and sailing...had something to eat with her had a small chat before setting her up at the Inn for the night talked a bit about discussing the wedding' not that I want to push her into it.

Besides I got many years left... and kids to have in number of like eight she wanted I think.

Right Havenshawk's asked me to teach him archery I'll sort him sooner or later and... reminds me need to get eve up to scratch when I've time.


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

15th later day
Later Blossom Early Summer


Guess I can't complain after an alright day always comes a crap one or several in toe maybe not sometimes but today it was....First of all I've got to go back on that ridiculous sentry duty and only one of the guards there his half decent and the rest would get slaughtered by a pack of mongbat's or worse they'd get wind chill and die, bloody morons... bloody summer and they moan its cold at night then you've got that recruit Hannah Morlin gobbiest little shit I've ever seen in my life as I was saying to someone... maybe I'll throw her off the walk way or she'll mysteriously get mauled by an ogre's club and I wasn't looking...Then again some half shitless new recruit would take her place and be even worse...guess this little shit stays then for awhile longer... hopefully she gets promoted and shipped off to a war zone and dies.


Right anyhow' day was going smoothly a perfect chance to cave in Kros head, in revenge of all the times he's tried to do it to me and failed miserably.
Then we picked on some trainee as he was sleeping on duty half wit lazy bastard and then he went off sulking some of them need to grow balls I tell you and take there own faults into considerations.... would perhaps keep them alive long enough to get promoted.
Havenshawk and me did a quick patrol of the eastern road, usual bandit's, poachers and the odd reject monster and a fortunate Lich that ran into us!
Sorry to say wasn't much left of his head when I'd hit him the first time second he dropped like a pile of dust..
Then back to the keep to find... whats this crap? "Trinsic Battle tournament!"
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This is a piss take I was sure of it... but they did hold one though it was a little off and here's where the day went shit.. first battle was alright pummeled some wycth in a few seconds even though she froze me, then I ended up fighting some idiot Damien Bedfield Vesper's marshall.. see now this is the annoying part I've beaten him with a battle axe but I couldn't do jack against him with a mace.. maybe cause Im not as good as I was with sword's but it was a Royal ball ache! Especially seeing' he knocked me down as well.. that was the first strike... second some Templar beat me with his fancy spell shouting crap... then I beat some Vesperian quickly probably anger.. and then this fellow with one of those huge axes bloody well had me after a long fight to say the least.. Im getting old or maces are a sack of gaman crap, perhaps I should just take up swords and put those damn things down... no I'll stick with them a tiny bit longer...
Right off to that late night sentry crap... joy!

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

16th June
Summer


Last night wasn't to bad some good news finally that recruit's been transfered for the week to another outpost apparently they lost a few men last week in an orc raid apparently couple of odd war bands have been appearing here and there apparently, no real proof probally just the Covians not keeping there fort in check and letting the damn things breed.
Probally desperate attacks after we destroyed the Cave with those seed's inside nevertheless a peaceful evening except an imp that appeared and got shot about five times... some lads here ain't to bad cooking's alright.. not as good as Meinwen's however.

So with a good night shift I head back to Britain to find it well' was a pile of bollock's to say the least on my part.. even if it's for a laugh or whatever it was.... half of our lot looked like numpty's who are anyhow,... someone dressed up as the Mystic Bogey weird git and then... some savages who were praising a Daemon bunch of freaks if you ask me.. had some huge brawl in an arena turned out to be a joke and a "Cascaarghh!" Won... before Captain did the only
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good thing smash his head in bloody elf impersonater
Stayed a slight while longer but as usual nothing of intrest and.. .I need to prepare my gear for tonight's patrol.. apparently there's been sighting's of some criminal's and order's are to complete wipe them out and burn all the bodies joyful.... honest extra work.

Back to the keep to find some tosspost preacher... now don't get me wrong Im Avatarian and all but fanatic's they're a different story no balance they're bound to do something evil which is what alway's happen's... they're scum and I won't treat them as human or even a member of the clergy...even the advocate isen't as bad as this fellow complete tit I'll kill him if he corner's me and call's me a sinner again..anyhow... night shift let's see how it is..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Kevin Longshot]

June 17th
Summer


It's appear's as of tomorrow Im to get three days of rations and kit together as.. they're shipping me off on some stupid expedition to track down a lost patrol of recruits and some idiot officer blue blooded twat from Trinsic... I think they said. Usual honest tosspot probally get them all dead or got lost.
Probally a few dead.. and Morlin with them.. if they're all dead not our problem bury them and leave it at that.
Right well after having headed home got a decent meal down me and packked all my crap I needed finally headed over to the keep.
Getting dragged to Britain to discuss Casca' on arrival in Britian seem's they wanted to talk "Taint!" To us bloody moron...so ended up having some nice old battle training and pummelling the other team who couldn't even form a single line column moron's!
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So with a few rounds and so forth managed to win fifty copper from it... extra bonus and all for the month or week take your pick I couldn't give a toss not the biggest amount but something...So after all this crap
Headed back to the keep found some idiot pikey making his home in a tree... git wish they're was laws to remove filth like them.

See now I was on about those Monk's this new one Avatar knows his name he's a decent fellow can have a bloody civil conversation with him and he'll answer your question without "Sinnner!!" Glad I haven't seen him again... less he wants to die a most horrid death.#
So my late night patrol went to shit again.. we lost another trainee kit and loads of other kit no other uniform's and Llennoc turned into a phycopath.. hey my patrol always bring the best out of people..

Then back in the keep some annoying wolf was running about I'll shoot it.. or tame it.. to kill that Fanatic with.. good plan and all.. He'd be sent straight to the Abyss grantee it..
Now.. time to get some rest

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Louisa Dart]

250 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

21st to 28th June
Summer


The last week's been a dreadful one two attacks on two cities both repelled...
First Stonekeep with a horde of Casca's rag damn moron's with those axes who we devastated on the tavern steps and all around the keep bastards scattered like rats as we beat them so badly especially after our first encounter into Britain few weeks back.
Casca's loosing a war he's started may as well hand himself over and all... bastards killed so many innocent and young soldiers... Found that patrol that stupid Trinsician officer had lead out... it he was even Trinsicians I don't know.. well I won't now his corpse had been mutilated and scattered around an area near enough with a few other's recruits carcasses or what was left of them.... near enough sickening sight my two colleagues with me Sergeant Jacobson and Marcus just another Guard like me from another detachment.. that got broke down.... after the massacre at the Yew mills this was nothing.

Bastard's ambushed us set up a small trap using the remaining two recruits Morlin and some other useless turnip as bait were the unlucky bastards' Jacobson was pretty much screwed from the word go as a wycth blew his face up with a fireball and another caught him in the legs with an axe me and Marcus managed to deal with about ten of them before things got really shit... worst mistake I've ever made is pick up a wooden shield... bastard axe splintered it and cut through my glove.. and then some bastard caught me with a warhammer...
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least they couldn't do more as I axed there bodies to death in a painful rage near enough destroyed my hand I thought.
Anyhow Morlin and this recruit got away with some nasty Injuries... Jacobson survived but not sure if' he'll live long especially with one leg and being blind... guess we'll get a new night watch Sergeant joy.

So.. it appears the doctor's say my hands pretty much buggered for awhile or permanently.. bone disfiguration , Bruising, bleeding and few trapped nerves which is real fucking painful... hopefully it heals up sooner or later but still I'm going to be required on duty for the next couple of weeks or months so... Sooner I get my hand sorted the better..


So anyhow' Trinsic on the twenty eight of June.. was besieged by another of Casca's army a much weaker one.. undead, Orcs, Daemons,Ettins and Ogre and a couple of Balron's... this one handed crap is a Royal pain actually missing my shield and the ability to use a bow well enough without feeling an unearthly amount of pain or whatever almost feels like it... probably start smoking nightshade to ease the pain... in fact I've found this entry really hard to write with my bloody left hand fighting with its one thing.. writing's a blood other.
The sand was blasting up in our faces warm and burning probably a mix of ash and smoke in there from the fire and corpses of liches...managed to repel the damn lot of them and half way through I was struck down... not to be helped up just forgotten about... bunch of bastard's..Must of been there for hours and scavengers had taken most of my gear except my armour... and had to dig my way out of a pile of corpses... just bloody lovely tosspots...

Anyhow' off sentry for two days tomorrow get some rest and take them on a death ward patrol or something slightly more lax..


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[Dalla]

75 Copper rewarded to:

Kevin Longshot.

[Kevin Longshot]

6th March
Late Winter
Been awhile since I've been back at the house here, least no ones touched my ledger good thing at that the trap would have melted there faces or worse killed them.
Anyhow Britain wasn't all to great bloody boring sums it up mostly, standing guard at the palace all day with no trouble. Honestly can't see how my father did that job for so long,
I couldn't do it not enough action and then those rich quarter tossers same attitude as Gerald did and what great pleasure I had beating them into shape.
Not surprising that Eastern Britain fell during the Armageddon Invasion with the soft recruits even some of the fully fledged are just as well snobby and cowardly, I bet they'd fill there pants at the sight of a Mongbat.
They even fear the graveyard patrol.
So this one Noble's son ended up nearly beating him to death with a shield when he started making some insults face looks more charming now mother always said I was an artist.
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Anyway country life back in Yew can say I've actually missed it, the rural farmland and constant threats from highly trained brigand's and more dangerous types of creatures like the undead from the crypts up north.
So anyhow this morning I went for a patrol apparently the eastern roads still not patrolled as much as It should be not looking any different guardian spawn up and down, trolls and the usual nuisances easy work much more fun than guarding the palace or training noble rich bastard's.
Anyhow time to sort the tax and pay of my house keeper's been some time.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

35 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

22nd March
Late Fall Early spring


Well with the majority of my personal issues handled and the manor near enough at its best again say for a few minor repairs and outdated bills my last tenant left, things are almost back to normal and so I can focus more on my duty as a Guard.

Well was about late afternoon and found trainee standing around not doing to much quiet as usual now that the voting polls for mayor had closed again.. Im not going to vote I don't find any of the candidates suitable.
Miss Darkheart ran a what would have seemed to be close to a brothel, Karne is a complete imbecile and I wouldn't trust him with any menial task beside irritating someone, Some over zealous Avatarian which is never good and last a Celt can forget that right off no more "Free Yew bollocks!" Had enough of that when I was a footman and about ten Celts if not more chasing me with crossbows and whats not.
Well took that trainee didn't catch his name never to important when there trainee's cause they either become footmen or die in some horrific manner if they survive to Footmen then names are worth knowing.
Took the fellow on patrol to Ishenlar To the Bog Swamps of Humility passing through Honesty.
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A hunter ended up accompanying us we headed through the forest dealing with gazer's a poor petty creation of the Guardian.. not well designed can imagine the idiocy of the Guardian "I'll put this large eye in the middle so they can stab it and blind the creature" easy enough done with a crossbow bolt or sword.. could of the bewildered laughing Imp's which weren't laughing when a steel blade or bolt caught them asunder and to a brutal death... I did always like the screams of them dying useless creatures.

Devil tree's and more imp's easily dispatched of hunter ran out of bandages... which is always a bad omen, trust an untrained guard to not have the proper provisions for these type of expeditions so ended up dealing with the remaining vermin before supplying him with a some bandages so we could make it through the swamps.
Easily enough plague beasts and lizardmen came from near enough all sides not to mention those frogs and those Dragon beasts... leaving a trail of blood and corpses in our travel through the swamp trainee did considerably well after being knocked off his feet a few times he grasped his shield and stood firm... we did encountered the reamins of two trainee's names unknown as per usual.
On the far side at Humility swamp I dismissed the trainee and the hunter went his way, before rendezvousing with Ian he wanted to investigate a certain point for veins of metal's near an old graveyard which yes was teeming with your usual undead. Unfortunately the vein had run out of anything special just leaving common Iron to be found and so we another trainee and the civilian returned to Yew.
So... some fellow Vesperian was trying to say he was a Guard and just returning to duty never seen him before and I've been there a long time he didn't even know who the Captain was, typical intelligence of the Vesperians to not do any background research and having to be high ranked, always pretend to be a low rank preferably recruit in my experience keep your head down and do your day to day duties. Well ended up chasing the fellow to Vesper where he showed his true colours... ended the chase when he disappeared behind a building me and the Watcher's returned to Stonekeep where I took an early eve...

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

40 Copper awarded

[Kevin Longshot]

23 March
Late Fall Early Spring

Well today is not a good day I've become bald thanks to little miss Dart's poor mixed delousing agent but I suppose I can live in my bald shame and if worse comes to worse I will hunt down the legendary hair growing formula!
if it exists and then if it does not exist I will suffer for weeks It would seem.

So I took a walk in Yew this morning quite pleasent and quiet first thing just the sounds of animals and birds scurrying in the bushes peaceful, sometimes you'd never imagine that Yew has been a place of so much war and destruction just thinking that the town used to be one big bog thanks to the elves bloody traitorous things Casca being the last one to remind the world of what they're kind is like and what allegiances they take sides with.
Well after my delightful morning stroll I decided to get to work starting off by doing some recruiting in New Haven just a few stragglers here and about none seem to intrested and someone was content on destroying my banner in the town center in front of the bank, laid a couple more in the surrounding districts then made my way off to Isamu-Jima go hunt a few yellow skin whores and so I set off on a nice journey through a volcano with its nice inheritance trying to burn me to a crisp or shove me into the molten larva.
Well they all died as usual few slashes and stabs some skillfull evading.. I ran into a yamadon we stared at each other and then I decided to leg it before it ripped me asunder and used my bones as toothpicks or whatever creatures such as that do,
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after a nice heated game of evasion I finally lost the beast in a swarm of lizardmen and Beatles but to my misfortune ran into a swarm of yellow skins with there whore like women or whatever they are.. so to the task of killing three was simple enough one, then two, then three easy does it collect any personal items of value and off we go... I did get a nice sketch of them all bloody and mutilated as they were.

And now the worst part of the day... which ruined my day and days to come as my hair has now been consumed by a foul substance known as delousing agent or hair removing agent in my case.
Lieutenant Wilkes suffered from it as well his head is more of an odd shape and so he looked like one of those deformed plague being.. lets hope to the Higher being he never reads this journal or gets his hands on it could cause total ruin and upset quite a few peoples feelings ah well I love it.. chaos is always delinquent!
Well in my bald rage I mercilessly cut down some brigands poor bastards didn't even give them a chance oh well if you can't do the time don't do the crime..
Then Darling had some thing called three shields it was well a good test of shield work and took forever with some pair's... D'rem ended up winning swine.
Was some undead that popped out of the blue and then got chased off stupid creatures.
So that evening while I had a dream.... some man with ridiculous clothes appeared in the workshop on a fiery horse we both seemed confused and so..I realised it wasn't a dream when some trainee came screaming in like a lunatic...
I need an early night again...

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

35 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

24th March
Late Fall Early spring


So another normal day... I arrive in the keep after sometime patrolling the Eastern road past the brigand fort with nothing new to report few stray ogre's and other creatures nothing out of the usual to find stock unarmoured attempting to "Kill Lieutenant Wilkes" he claimed it was training odd if you ask me...
Then those two watchers the duo' decided to invent some bizarre strange game which literally screamed "Kill the Bride then kill each other" was a bit strange but all the little so more amusing when Hawk liked the dress he had to wear now for me it was a bit more of a mockery.. I've just been made bald and now I've got to wear a stupid dress? So Arean beat each of us in turn and then
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I did the same to cut all the gloriously punishing details short.
Ah right we had a free for all afterwards and as usual...they didn't get the Sieger first.. everyone knows you get the Sieger first or they win that's a bloody fact but no as usual we'll get all the archer's which are near enough harmless with the recent discovery to improved armour moron's..
Well after a nice little speech from that Terem I headed off to inspect this new plot of land I've just invest some copper in.. haven't decided what to do with it as of yet.
Well time to get a surveyor out and check on its value.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

30 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

27th March
Late Fall Early Spring


Well this land I've recently brought seems to be quite the thing it seems to be on top of a spring of some sort and also near a farm on the outskirts of the town across the bay its pretty much isolated and cut off from Yew could probally sell the water to them for a certain price or there's that idea of soaking those bandages in the spring water and selling them for a smashing price say five copper a bundle of two hundred... Hmm it could go well.

So I arrive in the keep later that day to find an undead stabbing a footman to death or attempting to at least who also got the mayor I chased it off landing a few good shots into its rotten carcase and bones.
There wounds weren't anything serious captains daughter seemed fine and Mayor was just shaken up.. not every day one of those creatures comes pummeling into the keep and madly attacking things.
Was that other fellow who ran off and fainted at the sight of it cowardly bastard.. got his citizenship papers.
So New haven was supposed to be having some trouble but when we got there it was as dead as a Vesperian, there was an orc there though it was going on about white dragon scales or something so I told it it'd need to run itself through on a blade.. filthy creature an abomination if there ever was one and then there was Tommy's game..
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Oh what joy running around grabbing items and killing thing's.. most exciting part was forging a Covians cap and watching miss Dart not listen to my advice on fighting a Balron and getting smashed to the ground several times now that's karma for you with her making my hair fall out and all... our team won anyhow seeing as Terem managed in some way to beat Escaflowne and steal his actual bearmask.. ah then one of my more favourite hobbies picking on Vandor never liked the man... fish molesting pillock did make my day by making the comment about being stood up at the Alter on his wedding day what I would have paid to have seen that..
Still the last two women I've been with one was a mental Psychopath I probally ripped her heart out and ruined her life... and the other I haven't heard any word of.. since I was sent back to Britain not sure where in the hell that relationship went to.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

45 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

29th March
Late fall Early Spring

So the last day or two has been rather busy a couple of worker's and miners have been employed to start digging a well of sorts so I can begin production of these spring soaked bandages hmm still trying to get a decent shipper or trader to fence them.

Well anyhow today I lead some trainee into the Lich forest due to those Liches deciding they would trample all over my lawn and try to throw fireballs at Rouku senile bastards so I did a bit of population control with the trainee's easily enough done about twelve liches or so teach the buggers to back off for awhile if undead ever learn that it.

Captain Dar had us play some unusual game tonight I found it amusing seeing that instead of the groups been attacked...it was mainly focused against Madsen kind of harsh really but he does bring it on himself at times.
He also got beaten to a pulp by the Captain Im guessing from the conversation they were having he tried to make an advance on Annabel...shes near enough a kid sick bastard.
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So team stupid..."My team" won...which originally consisted of me, Annabel and Radek two balds and the girl who made us bald least I got a few hairs back but its not growing fast enough for avatars sake.
She's also been taught well thinking men are superior which we are of course a woman couldn't even run a brothel let alone a store or so most seem to think around here..if a man can run it a woman can as long as she's not thick.

Ended the evening by handing Madsen some quota items... and them headed off on a patrol down the western road towards Skara nothing really exciting or new there.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

40 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

31st March
Early Spring



Yesterday I sort of had well a run in with Madsen nearly went to blows he got so frustrated about me using some crossbow regardless of what Lieutenant Wilkes said and as usual when Madsen knows he can't win he run to the Captain cause he can't fight his own battles.. bloody coward anyhow.
I'll do without the crossbow, but it was a nice little addition when your chasing people who run miles regardless.
Apparently there's no way for me to get into the "Career Ironarms" some new thing which according to one of the besiegers was to make Madsen feel special.
Hmm regardless being a pre-divisional I've got no chance of joining whatever group this is of special Ironarms, I feel slightly discriminated as when I was a rookie the group never existed hard to see into the future unless your a wycth..would have thought he'd just make pre-divisional's sign something and make them do some sort of hard trial or quest... to redeem themselves as someone who'd stick as an Ironarm and eligible for such a group...and now they've joined they can't leave.. sort of like a conscription act.

Well enough of that I've plenty of time to stand around moaning like an child with this ledger.
Anyway today was the Sharpshooter last one I did absolutely appalling as a Marksmen
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I blame it on the hat, this time I've been homing my archery skills none stop after that appalling shooting I did at the butte's back at the start of March...after what seemed to be awhile I managed to get to the finals coming second to Ian which didn't bother me seeing as a fellow Iron won it and a friend at that... how the hell an elf got to the finals I don't know... and then his wycth companion what a silly bint "I looked awesome by loosing" cause that logical.

Well Ian got is sharpshooter bow and then the Marksmen pissed around trying to show off on the butte's regardless of none of them reaching the finals.. got a bunch of us on a patrol to some hole in Papua a good location keep them sharp as it progressively gets harder and more intense with each few metres we got the furthest we'd ever been after fighting what seemed like hundred of plague monster, poison elements, Balrons, Daemons of all sorts and Succubus was even that one point when we ran into dual Balron's we surprisingly beat them which was a lot off my neck cause I thought it was going to turn disastrous especially seeing we'd lost half our numbers with them praying back to Yew we got quite a hansom bounty of gold which I gave out thousand each to the Guardsmen still there and the rest Into the stores... regardless it may buy a few supplies in Britain leather for boots or whatever its needed for, I can say I don't see much patrolling done these days... good job I'm back I suppose.
Well the rest of the night was extremely strange when me and Seanna found Ian and the new trainee or what was the trainee to be some nine foot blue meer looking thing. Wasn't long before I was turned into one and then several other's...bloody guardian's magic.. though being nine feet tall and blue was pretty well awesome.. for a brief time.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

50 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

1st April
Spring


Today is April fool's day and the Higher being has found it amusing to turn us into big blue walking beings for his amusement it would seem harsh bastard... though it was quite a musing it's effect's wore out pretty soon I think he was more after the look on peoples faces when they realised they weren't human... Imagine the clergy I bet they crapped in there pants.

So the usual standing around the keep first thing in the morning... Arean had a cracking idea to kill something that wasn't a skeleton or an ogre so we ended up running around Britannia and other places killing a few things an Ancient Wyrm, Yamadon, Meer Eternal, Skeletal Dragon after avoiding the two golden ones and a Balron or two I took the afternoon off dealing with some paperwork as usual more bill's and other things, before returning to duty in the evening.
Arean had a battle training set out for us the Captain's team pretty much annihilated ours in each round we did manage to get one while he had stepped out though.. we ended that abysmal performance on my behalf with a Free for all ended up with Margera and Captain Dart fighting it off of course Captain Dart won as usual.
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Then he took the line and did a kit inspection nothing on anyone bad I presumed seeing no one was fined or flogged, well I took the line after he was done and went about explaining a small problem I'd seen in the mountain's.. when I was about to lead the unit to search for the beast and slay it! It was already in the keep on the attacks a vicious long battle took place taking more than ten of us to tackle the beast' but after constant skirmishing and accurate volley's of bolts and arrow's the creature couldn't take it and dropped to the ground lifeless and bloody...I congratulated the men before myself, Wilkes and Margera went for a drink I had this sudden urge to glass someone.. shame there wasn't a Vesperian there could have done it right there and then...I think I've done to much killing today feeling a bit blood thirsty


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

50 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

2nd April
Spring


Yet another quiet foggy spring morning, nothing but a few Juniors scuttering about doing things... the usual being the highest ranked Guardsmen on duty decided to get them to do something productive and so lead them on a patrol somewhere they wouldn't be brutally massacred.
So I took them to Papua four of them two footmen and two trainee's I took them into the bad land's through a few bog's and the desert a nice variety of creatures shame I didn't take them the Ophidian temple but I had little faith in there combat skill and to be honest, I don't want to kill our more promising recruits and then back through another bog and into the scorching underground of fire watching them run into a wall and getting knocked on there arses by some Liches.. that was quite amusing except for having to drag them to safety one by one.. then leading them valiantly through successfully after having ten fireballs absorb into my back knocking me over just a few minor burns nothing much, after finally tracking down that bastard fire horse killed the thing and carved its eyes out, they always fetch a hefty price.
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So after that was quite early and decided to drag them to Serpent's hold where we had a bit of banter and I brought lodging's for the five of us...also some food and drink before drifting off for a few hours...to be dragged off to Despise on a patrol to kill Lot's of Ogre's and there Lord's..not much different apart from being uglier and stupider, Annabel saw a purple Llama and might as well have cried regardless of the thing being damn harmless...
After getting tediously bored of repetitively murdering ogre's and there children majority of us left leaving Annabel with some arrows and bandages I made my leave.... she'd be alright if she heeded my advice when fighting Ogre' and things that literally knock you down in a single hit.
So we had another one of the Captain's list games... joy teamed up with Ian and we got some pretty decent item's can't remember what the hell each was for though... we ended up all tying oh Annabel literally made Wilkes team loose by shooting the cat.. that was priceless "BEPHOMET BOOM"! poor cat...

So I asked that footman... Calla out for a drink sometime and she said yes... hopefully she won't be a mental path like the Watcher's or beat me with a rolling pin like Meinwen.


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

45 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

3rd April
Spring


So rather long evening on duty.. first I saw Margera standing freezing his bollock's off in the rain with nothing on but his clothes literally pissing wet... what a fruit bowl I'll never understand that man.

So we did some exercise of delivering bad news was quite amusing the fact, Annabel and Alizsa went to blows Dart being the concerned Father when Alizsa' tried to tell her about things she shouldn't know at her age.. then Alisza literally destroyed the Friar'... had him resorting in saying "Daddy said that?" how embrassing and to think people actually fear them quite funny infact'... Im pretty sure Father Northwode would have had him burnt for such an act I reckon was a few more amusing turn's... apparently my son which I don't have had turned gay and was seeing Madsen... I'd just execute them both and disown him as being my child filthy man lover's vile abominations.
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Anyhow' I got one about having to break news with the clergy wanting to castrate Terem as an example.. was ost amusing but harsh a man should never be castrated unless yes...Madsen or a Vesperian or Covian so they can't bugger society with there freedom and rebel rubbish.

So Darling end's up dragging us around Chaos killing few beasts and monster's as such a succubus here a dragon there, wyrms and Balrons. Didn't really do much after that near enough ended up smashing in some cheeky civlian's face a nice little threat shut him up...
bloody posh tosser's.
Anyhow' thats.. another bloody day done.


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

35 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

8th April
Spring


Well today I went hunting with Rouku earlier had us a few brigand's and Liches down the Western road not cleared up much.. isen't used as much as it was a few years back it would seem, shame trade route to Skara has become dangerous.
Especially with those pointy eared brigands down at the fort.... with that magicks, pitiful creatures! Sometimes I wish I didn't share some of there blood, even with the advantages it does give... if the other guardsmen knew I'd be an outsider.. I've managed to keep them in the dark about it and the church that's another matter all together.
So my mother's a half elf cut the tips of her ear's off to hide what she was, clever... but still an elf is and elf and Im part'... but mainly human or to myself I am human not an elf.
probally why I can bond easily with my hound's or other creatures like my old horse that Captain now has as his personal Steed a rare breed of horse the Black Stallion.

Anyhow enough of my personal thoughts... on those wretched creatures!
So today... we had some pratice duels on top of the barrack's roof where Arean had made an Arena Aiden ended up winning the jammy old coot.
I then headed off to the Blood dungeon to conduct my research on a Blood element for a task Issued to us Guard's I believe I provided useful information.
Especially on the detail of locations.
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Later that evening Terem as usual came up with another war game like capture the bag ball or Sabotage where you drop the bomb in and wait for it to explode or be disarmed.
Went quite well even if we didn't win... team battle was terrible and free for all someone as usual didn't learn and went for everyone but the Besieger who won it fighting a trainee. Oh next we were made to make some retarded picture using cloth and a dye tub'...so the other team's was better apart from it looke like a giant Leo Madsen what a bunch of tossers.
There was that odd fellow who wanted a fight and then got knocked on his arse after some trouble.. just to get a damn simple task.
Pillock...

~Signed~
kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

35 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

9th April
Spring


Well another day of duty usually seems to be the same thing patrol the bloody western road, with Rouku kill a few brigands and monster's.
Confiscate some smuggled wears from some shady trader.
Anyhow' tonight's duties the usual training one of Terem's idea's that he usually Calls diabolically crap or something I think they're pretty damn good, regardless of what the Delucian shit stain thinks.
Note to myself that guy likes to shoot me as well arsehole.
I actually somehow managed to beat Captain Dart in a toe to toe duel regardless of it being unarmoured I was surprised to still have beaten him.
Luck I guess.. if such thing exists.
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Then we bullied Margera causing the old fool to loose a few more strands of hair and.. then he dragged us off to Destard to be dragon food'... or near enough the way we were going.
We slaughtered enough newt's in the damned place' and that old one was just a disaster...We got out quite a bountiful sum loot from gem's and scales to gold and Dragon hides excellent for barbed Watcher armour.
Suppose we didn't do to bad except for the amount of dent's my armour received..

Time to get an early one anyway....


~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

35 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

6th June
Early Summer



It's been awhile since I last wrote in this bloody ledger been busy and so forth few duties can say a few thing's have changed though'...Yew's been invaded once again not much of a blood surprise everyone seems to hate us.
Drow filthy breed of creatures and there pet Dragon's that seem to have been mutated or warped due to some sort of magical experiment we destroyed there base of operation in Yew anyhow with the help of some taints and that Nathan Hawke fellow.
Also lead some patrol to Valour.. I quite like that place its diverse and got a nice little assortment of foul beast's to slay.
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We ended up being head high in undead corpse's not exactly to hard till Liches started springing out of the ground... then It got a bit Icky but with the help of some friendly taints we massacred the undead bastard's and that stupid whore of a necromancer on her undead steed.. and then we got to bludgeoned a Golden Greater Dragon to death... quite a feat seeing we've never done it before even if we had the help of a few taints.

All in all I think we did ourselves proud the others can moan about a few Burns and bruises but I felt quite proud of the fact We'd done so much... killing.

Oh and I also got premoted to Rookie besieger or demoted.. take your pick.

[James Palmer]

50 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

10th June
Early Summer


Last few days have been busy I've been spending a lot of time with Calla honing her combat skills and footwork she's been doing quite well but there's still room for improvement she did preform quite adequately on our patrol to Valour she managed to stand toe to toe with a Titan and beat it on her own... we did slaughter a whole bunch of those one eyed bastards and the two headed variety with even smaller brains and a few other titan's then we headed down to the ford to kill a few Liches and then there was that bloody golden one eyed Gazer came after us after a long fight' and several times been knocked down we brought it down didn't recognise much of it looked a bit beaten and bloody I'd say poor bastard but I've no sympathy for such creatures oh I also took her to over look Valour fall's from the Ancient and abandoned mage retreat quite a view you can see the whole valley stretching all the way to honour.
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Well regardless today's been rather busy lead a patrol to hunt some Dragon's in Valour again killed about a dozen or so of the overgrown newt's while also dealing with hordes of vermin easy stuff really, except for when two dragon's and a bunch of hellhounds and rat wycthes thought they'd try there luck unfortunately for them it ended in quite a bad way..we left a nice trail of corpses here and there then we ran into the mother Dragon it seemed a bit pissed off at the fact we'd be slaughtering its offspring.
Then we ended up putting a few Vesperians and mouthy Covians on there arses or face down in the dirt after they find it fun to attacked a Footman on neutral ground was a nice little skirmish with few losses on our side then there was those two pansy arse mages on the roof cowards!
Ran a battle training anyway watching the two team's literally beat the crap out of each other... did a few other' exercises and then finished it off with a free for all and then some of the Captain's "Social bonding" games... I'm not even going to go into detail... I find some of the thing's depressing especially when you have to "Compliment" people you hate.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

50 Copper awarded.

[Kevin Longshot]

13th June
Summer



Anger

We'll today's not been the best of day's it comes around every now and again an emotion a power, something that can destroy people and make them into the bitter and twisted creatures and in others it is buried and arises now and again as a vicious uncontrollable weapon, though some have been known to control it..Anger!

So another day I find myself collect resources and building roadblock's one of a new design infact with reinforced wall's of stone took all morning up till doing these little task's.
End up buggering off to do some other thing's like prepare for the tournament.. may as well not have even bothered entering would have made thing's easier now my trust dwindled with those that surround me my own colleagues men and women I've fought with in campaign's..
It'll take some time to recover that trust I suppose, the one thing I can't stand is being called a liar and a cheat when I know I didn't... so a few of us
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took some herb's that boosted our performance before the tournament's didn't do the others much good in the long run.
I'm not even sure I want to participate in the rescheduled one my moral is slightly broken I just stormed off and watered and tended some plant's of all thing's can say it is calming.
Perhap's it'll all pass in a few day's but this anger is.. uncontrollable to say the least.

~Signed~
Kevin Longshot

[James Palmer]

30 Copper awarded.