[Bourgeois Class] Dentistry.

[An employer]

Trainee: “Argh, feckin’ hell! Can’t yer be any gentler in pullin’ out me rotten tooth, mate?”
Dentist: “I’m a dentist. I put my state-funded medical training to use in the least necessary but most personally profitable manner. Don’t try to appeal to my sense of humanity – it isn’t there.”

Task


You are to perform dental check ups on the guardsmen/citizens of Stonekeep and perform any procedures if necessary
A small report must be provided for our files.


Rules

40+ Silver to be awarded
The more individuals whose teeth you check and the more entertaining and interesting your work, the more Silver will be awarded

[Bladius Dart]

Knowing how reluctant certain members of the Militia are to expose themselves to any form of personal hygiene let alone that of the oral variety I realised early on that I would simply have to remove their capacity to choose if I were to fulfil this task.
When it comes to dentistry I have very little experience, however I have never allowed myself to be fazed by any glaring inadequacies in regards to my knowledge of a subject and knowing this task was indeed a great and noble civic duty I could hardly abandon my fellow guardsmen in their hour of dental need.

With this in mind I hired the incompetent craftsman Ronan to assist me in my endeavour.
After requesting that the guardsmen perch upon the allocated seating, I had Ronan restrain them as part of an 'experiment'. The guardsmen apparently blindly trusted in my assurances that they would be unharmed and only began to show signs of concern when the incredibly unsterile tongs were clamped around their own teeth.

Fortunately and rather surprisingly they all seemingly possessed reasonably healthy teeth with the exception of Lieutenant Wilkes whose ivories required significant intervention.

The following guardsmen can now consider themselves to have passed my highly professional dental examinations:



Elissa Stocks
Arean D'rem
Radek Wilkes
Noah Jansen
Kros Vandor
Carlos Gimenez
Annabel Dart


However, Rookie Terem Khain should be hunted down and subjected to the most vicious gum-prodding imaginable for not only escaping our innocent little check-up but then destroying the luxurious seating my craftsman had lovingly prepared on his behalf.

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[An employer]

60 Copper awarded.