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Bladius Dart
28-06-2009, 10:23 AM
Trainee Order

Delousing

Whilst standing unfortunately close to a guardsman yesterday I could have sworn I saw something wriggling about in his hair.
After complaints regarding our old louse lotion, we have procured a prototype from a local alchemist.
The lotion has yet to be tested but who better to test it on than our own lice-ridden guardsmen?

The lice lotion can be created using the following guidelines*:


Half a cup of rum
Two spoonfuls of black pearl
One rotten cabbage
Half a cup of rum
One boiled potato, mashed
A sprinkling of nightshade
Half a cup of rum

After gathering all these ingredients, you must boil and mix them until the mixture is thick and purple.
Once it has cooled, test it on 'willing' guardsmen. If they require persuasion, you have my authority to test it on any guard of Veteran or below.

*Failure to adhere to these exact guidelines may produce unexpected results.

Rules


You must provide evidence of your efforts, including a report and screenshots in this thread.

Reward


+10 Silver per person who you attempt to delouse.

Bladius Dart
Captain

Peter Fox
29-10-2009, 08:53 PM
Delousing - a report by Peter Fox, trainee.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pirateofnp/Grd%20Reports/louse1.jpg

No one likes lice, sah, and the senior guards don't 'ave time to be fiddlin' about wi' ingredients'n lotions an' such. Tha's where I come in, Peter Fox: willing and eager! Plus, i's nice to get out on a trip e'vry now'n then.

The list o' ingredients wasn't the easiest of things to get a-hold of, since I don't know any resident wytches to borrow 'em pearls from, nor any shadeheads fer the shade. I decided to take the moongate to Skara to talk to the feller what owns 'em Wytch Shop down there.

I did nay like that one bit, lemme tell you! That shop reeked of taint, and I couldn't 'ave gotten outta there quick enuff! And the look that wytch shop owner gave me as I asked for the 'shade! 'S like I was some criminal or somesuch. Did he not see my uniform eh? I've nevr wanted to punch anyone as much before. so I's got the pearls 'n the shade, stuffed well into double bags just to keep it away from me!

After the wytch shop, I felt like I needed some fresh air, so I strolled down ter the ferryman and asked him to take me across the channel out ter the countryside. There's bound to be a farmer around them here parts what grows cabbage. An' where there's cabbage, there's rotten cabbage! I went rummaging in a cabbage field and found a prime example o' rot! Took it without asking the farmer, felt he wouldn't care either way. What use is rotten cabbage to him, like?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pirateofnp/Grd%20Reports/louse2.jpg

So I had be a knapsack filled to th' brim with cabbages an' pearls an' shade. I started to feel the urge to that you get when you're away from Yew for too long, so I made my way home to the forests! I figured I could get me the rum'n the 'taters at the 'Deer, so that was my next step on th' road to cleaner hair for all the militia! After I got me all the ingredients needed fer the lotion, and after I had cleaned up after me 'tatersmashin' business, I started the work of creating a lice lotion!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pirateofnp/Grd%20Reports/louse3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pirateofnp/Grd%20Reports/louse4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pirateofnp/Grd%20Reports/louse5.jpg

After alot of tries, I think I got the lotion just roit. I can't feel any lice in me 'ead anyway. An' i's not like my 'air can get any more purple..

Since I believe the lotion's ready fer public use, I'll head on down with a few bottles an' look fer 'volunteers'.

Signed,
Peter Fox, trainee.

Peter Fox
31-10-2009, 01:18 AM
After testing, I finally deemed the lotion ready ter be tested on volunteers, sah. Shunji Daichi readily agreed to volunteer!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pirateofnp/Grd%20Reports/shunji.jpg

Signed,
Peter Fox, trainee.

James Palmer
25-11-2009, 12:17 PM
35 Copper awarded to Fox.

Kalia
01-04-2010, 04:40 PM
As orderd, delousing the Militia!

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5850/louse.png

James Palmer
01-04-2010, 06:05 PM
50 Copper awarded.