Louisa Dart
18-04-2009, 06:57 PM
Story
Two trainees are marching along the road, both babbling incessantly to the other, Trainee 1 marches a few feet in front of Trainee 2.
Trainee 2: "So I says to 'im "Y'can shove yer laps up yer arse with respect Sir!" I says."
Trainee 1: "Cor! Yer didn't! What did 'e say?"
Trainee 2: "He didn't say nothin', 'e just grumbled and walked off."
Trainee 1: "What'd you do then?"
Trainee 2: "Well all the lads put me up on their shoulders didn't they? I'm a bleedin' 'ero now in Sto-"
Trainee 1 is disturbed by a loud thud and crash of pots and pans, he turns to find Trainee 2 cradling his ankle and surrounded by his entire kit.
Trainee 1: "Wha' you doin' down there, y'big ejit?"
Trainee 2: "Arrr! Me leg! Bloody tripped didn't I? Save yerself mate! I can't go on."
Trainee 1: "It's only an 'ole in the road mate."
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Overview
As quickly as the new roads are appearing throughout Yew bad weather and wildlife are destroying them. Guardsmen and citizens are to travel along the barrel roads both to the Abbey and to the Moongate repairing and filling barrels as they go.
Rules
If you spot a missing barrel you are to replace it and fill it with as much water as it can hold.
Barrels not completely full can be filled by you (a barrel can hold around 20 pitchers of water) "repairing" the barrel.
A screenshot of the barrels you have repaired or replaced must be posted below.
A maximum of 50 Silver can be earnt by any one player.
Rewards
3 Silver per full barrel (a barrel can hold around 15 pitchers of water)
5 Silver per barrel replaced and filled completely (a barrel can hold around 15 pitchers of water)
Two trainees are marching along the road, both babbling incessantly to the other, Trainee 1 marches a few feet in front of Trainee 2.
Trainee 2: "So I says to 'im "Y'can shove yer laps up yer arse with respect Sir!" I says."
Trainee 1: "Cor! Yer didn't! What did 'e say?"
Trainee 2: "He didn't say nothin', 'e just grumbled and walked off."
Trainee 1: "What'd you do then?"
Trainee 2: "Well all the lads put me up on their shoulders didn't they? I'm a bleedin' 'ero now in Sto-"
Trainee 1 is disturbed by a loud thud and crash of pots and pans, he turns to find Trainee 2 cradling his ankle and surrounded by his entire kit.
Trainee 1: "Wha' you doin' down there, y'big ejit?"
Trainee 2: "Arrr! Me leg! Bloody tripped didn't I? Save yerself mate! I can't go on."
Trainee 1: "It's only an 'ole in the road mate."
.
Overview
As quickly as the new roads are appearing throughout Yew bad weather and wildlife are destroying them. Guardsmen and citizens are to travel along the barrel roads both to the Abbey and to the Moongate repairing and filling barrels as they go.
Rules
If you spot a missing barrel you are to replace it and fill it with as much water as it can hold.
Barrels not completely full can be filled by you (a barrel can hold around 20 pitchers of water) "repairing" the barrel.
A screenshot of the barrels you have repaired or replaced must be posted below.
A maximum of 50 Silver can be earnt by any one player.
Rewards
3 Silver per full barrel (a barrel can hold around 15 pitchers of water)
5 Silver per barrel replaced and filled completely (a barrel can hold around 15 pitchers of water)